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I Just Had a Vasectomy an Hour Ago (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm going to be up all night any ways so AMA. Fire away.

2 hour update: it's quite a dull pain. Feels like I was kicked in the dick a good 10-20 times. No chance I'm sleeping tonight. There's part of me that can't believe I did this voluntarily.

Keep the questions coming. That's the only thing coming for some time. Bazinga!

3 hour update: the local anesthesia has definitely worn off. Pretty sure the nurse nicked my balls during the shave down or it might be my skin is sore from when they yanked my sack up to my gut and taped the ol' turkey neck down for easier incision. Anyhow, this shit sucks. Thanks for keeping me entertained. You are all some good pals and good sports.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 years ago (2 children)

First day sucked for mine but I think it wasn't as bad as many bc it was a fancy scalpel and needle free version I had to pay cash for ($1k). I didn't get any pain killers. Be sure to wait the proper time and get tested before busting in your wife. Also prepare to cum blood for a week or two

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 years ago (1 children)

I have banging insurance (and I know I'm the most fortunate motherfucker because of my situation). I paid $35. No painkillers but I'm self medicated like Anna Nicole Smith at a Bah Mitzvah.

Bloody baby goo is really fucking with my head. Won't lie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

It's gross and I hated it and I was real afraid of cumming at first