this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Any gyatt can be a chud, but it takes PRIME rizz to be a sigma, fr on god

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wanna start a motion capture company called No-Cap Mo-Cap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mo cap isn't stop motion though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They didn't say stop motion.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago
[–] rocket_dragon 11 points 3 months ago

Deadass my lil pogchamp

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Since I understood that, I have to assume it's already outdated and the kids have invented something new.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's far out, dude. It's rad that they can be so chill when they've got these bogus airheads smacking righteous dudes. KK, G2G, l8er sk8ers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

totally tubular comment, dude

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I guess it gives away my age, but I understand this. No idea what the other one says though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I would rather die then be subjugated to whatever I just failed to read

Obligatory /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

One of us had a stroke here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

It’s fucking hilarious is what it is