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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (5 children)

There's like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It does not have nerves, yet it feels pain. It does not have a mouth, yet it must scream. And until recently: death only made it so so much stronger!

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