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This man has a bunker and everything. He's scared shitless and he is ready to hide. Their assets need to be seized and accounts drained
His bunker on a Hawaiian Island. Dude really wants to be far away from everything when shit pops off.
What I'm hearing is that after we overthrow the government and Destroy capitalism we have to dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial
Just weld the door closed. Problem solved.
Don't forget the air vents
That's where you pile the poop
Certainly would be less hassle than a trial.
Or, hold a trial, and if convicted, we seal him in his bunker and bury it and cut it off from all outside contact. And depending on the severity of his conviction, plugging up every "air hole" could go along as capital punishment. Give him a very twilight zone ending, he wanted to hide in his bunker, and now he'll spend the rest of his life in it, however long that may be.
Don't plug them up - fart in them.
I've never been to Hawaii, but I'll show up for that 😎
The Native Hawaiians will take care of him
It would be most justice most poetic for the coup against Queen Lili'uokalani carried out by American business interests.
Yeah because when I think about kicking off world wars, the last locale on my mind is Hawaii
Bunker on a tropical island you say? Don't worry, I know of some people that have some notes on that. Any secrets he has about that thing are practically out by now.
This is either a shit post or I'm looking at something glowing radioactive hot and I can't tell which.