creepy

14379 readers

40 users here now

Obama, but he reads creepypastas:

Get no sleep here

Rules:

Tag NSFW only if NSFW or asked
Absolutely no racism or bigotry of any kind
Tag media spoilers appropriately

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

According to top woo woo experts on reddit, 2025 is the year mankind will make first contact with aliens. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

23 comments fedilink hide all child comments

timmy-pray please let it be Trump that meets them that would be so fucking funny.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

trump-anguish Folks, these Trisolarans, they're bad news. They called me up and the phone, they said "Donald, Donald, you're a bug." And they were so rude, so rude! I told them "I'm not a bug, actually, and none of my very good friends are bugs. And we're not going to go easy on them, folks. We're gonna build big beautiful spaceships with rockets and missiles and lasers, so many lasers, and they're gonna be shaking in their boots. They're gonna be so scared they're gonna give us a big beautiful teardrop, so smooth and beautiful, to say how sorry they are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Thank you Mr. President :07: