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I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I'd take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain't gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain't messing with the bear.
Water bear. Ravenously hungry.
Awh. Cute lil guy
Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways
The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.
Yeah but a well fed black bear isn't going to try to make small talk
Neither will a socialy anxious person... Or a mute
A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.
Gummy bear. It's not hungry, but you are.