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CNN obtained the exclusive audio from a cockpit voice recorder. Macron has made waves online for being a "certified freak of the week" and critics say this behavior is nothing new.

This is a developing story.

"My, uh, my son, Hunter, his uh, his ex-g-girlfriend she's good with them rocks, fat" he told CNN's Jake Tapper, he was referencing 'Sundance Healing Ranch and Wellness Spa" in Newark. The owner Cynthia Bongos, one time confidant and lover to Hunter Biden, the two parted ways in 2016.

Ms. Bongos charges $15,000 an hour for "crystal surgery" in which she uses all manners of precious gemstones to heal the patient's chakras.

"I'm uh, I'm gonna live to see 102, 103, like my grandpappy Cornpop did, Jake, you know that" Mr. Biden then soiled himself.

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May 13th, 4:02 p.m.

"I was ready to throw in the towel" says former Hexbear admin u/BeatnikThespian, preferring to use their online handle to avoid privacy issues.

"Being doxxed can really cause a lot of issues in one's life. It doesn't just stay online."

After a long history of working within the far-left on various online forums and even reddit under the now banned subreddit r/ChapoTrapHouse, user BeatnikThespian was forced to step down as the lead admin from r/CTH's successor, Hexbear. At the time, Hexbear was still known as chapo.chat, choosing to shed references to its origins later in the lemmy-based forum's development.

"I believed it was the best choice for all involved considering the circumstances," says Beatnik.

However, after dealing with the fallout within the community and even their own life, Beatnik says they've chosen to pursue a new outlet for online leftwing activism - online dating.

"I started MixBear with the intention of connecting romantically inclined leftists considering how tough things are for us on other apps" said Beatnik of impetus for MixBear's creation.

While Beatnik maintains optimism for the project's future, many former colleagues and comrades seem to largely disagree with the move. Most notably, their former stomping grounds, Hexbear, almost universally reacted with disgust and outrage.

Discussion of the project on Hexbear itself is now banned. However, before moderator censorship took effect on Friday, a large majority of the site took their grievances to many megathreads and harassed users who chose to support the former admin's project.

"Brb making like 10 beanis profiles and spamming these losers with beanis lmao" writes one user named Dirt_Owl, a prominent poster in the Hexbear community.

"They didn't doxx this weirdo enough" said another well known user GayTuckerCarlson.

"I'm just glad I've moved past all the toxicity and struggle of Hexbear" said Beatnik in response to the overwhelmingly negative reaction.

"I hope one day they can move past it as well and join us on MixBear, where everyone is welcome to find who they're looking for."

Analysts are suggesting (NOT REALLY) that this bold change in foreign policy (THE US HAS NO POLICY INVOLVING THIS FAKE COUNTRY) has been motivated by perceived political instability in the country (THERE IS NO INSTABILITY, THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST) after the passing of their revolutionary leader Jimmy Buffet (JIMMY BUFFET IS NOT A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, HE IS DEAD THO).

Scientists found that the bodies of those tested each contained enough microplastics to make six toy dinosaurs, or one big dinosaur. Further testing is required to determine if other numbers of dinosaur can be created.

what does everyone think of this? this sounds bad