The Canadian singer is putting out a new remix of her smash-hit single overlayed with dramatic footage of the X Chief doing the "funny" salute. The record goes on sale next month by StormFront Records.

The X ceo told axios the raw water "makes him smarter and helps keep him 'white'". When asked what that means he remarked, "watch the skies", then left the press briefing.

Dan Bongo's costume was a play on "Mega Man" the popular video game character by Capcom. Seen in the red costume Bongos killed officer Blurt Sodbooger with a Japanese novelty toy hammer. Commenting today on his release Mr. Bongos thanked Trump and asked the press where the nearest adult bookstore was.

"He's fantastic, this robot, does it speak Japanese? I think so. A Japanese robot, can you believe that? But he knows the word of god and says god is good. So I can him Jesus, God Jesus, folks it's amazing." Mr. Trump told the crowd at the capitol building.

"As a strong and independent country, Canada must defend our national security from all foreign threats" soon-to-retire Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated. "Who we consider our friends and enemies is our independent right as an independent country, and it's a choice we make independently".

When asked if the decision by the United States of America to ban the popular video sharing app influenced Canadian policy, Prime Minister Trudeau claimed to be busy and had to go "Independently run [his] independent country".

"Folks, it's wicked, got a wicked burn down there - well old man winter, can you believe this? He gave me the bite, it's true!" the President Elect told the press pool on Friday.

Reporters from CNN got a glimpse of the would be president with his pants fully down sitting in a patch of snow. When asked, "why?" Trump said it keeps him safe from the drones in New Jersey.

Mr. Trump is expected to make a quick recovery.

The disgraced philosopher has for months been teasing the idea that Ms. Cyrus was killed in 2011 and replaced with a body double, her remains buried in the Mojave.

Ye boosted him on X (formally twitter) along with Elon and the racist rapper offered to give Peterson 50 of his best students that graduated from his school to aid in the search.

TMZ reached out to Miley who said "wtf man".

Party officials were not available for comment.

When pressed for comment, the ghost of Henry Kissinger, 101, rose from the ninth circle of hell to exclaim the sheer genius of claiming all available territories () and simultaneously taking away the settlers' treats for funsies. He had just enough time to say that the US should start yet another genocide, before being brutally tortured and then killed again by himself.

Listhaug comes out with a clear message:

— "Erik the Red's Land is ours!"

The last Norwegian to assert sovereignty over Greenland was Vidkun Quisling.

By Alexander Söberg, published January 8th, 2025, 12:31 PM

In a highly publicized Tuesday press conference, party leader Sylvi Listhaug unveiled the Progress Party of Norway's new Arctic policy. Its key points: total withdrawal from the century-old Svalbard Treaty, under which the archipelago is a demilitarized visa-free zone; and a revival of Norway's claim over northeastern Greenland, a claim which was relinquished in 1933 following a ruling by the League of Nations' Permanent Court of International Justice, and later briefly revived during the Quisling regime.

— "Our country shouldn't need to be beholden to international law written in the days of the flappers. The conditions of the world are very different now, and we need to explore the possibility that Norway's Arctic policy is simply outdated," Listhaug said.

The Progress Party's vow to revive Norwegian claims over northeastern Greenland comes at a time of increased international focus on the island, as president-elect of the United States Donald Trump has repeated his interest in buying the island from Denmark, and has openly threatened use of economic sanctions and even military action to acquire the island if necessary, claiming that the island is vital for the security and prosperity of the United States. Denmark has in turn increased military spending on the island, a move described by the country's minister of defense Troels Lund Poulsen as an "irony of fate"; and Greenland's own prime minister Múte Bourup Egede has called for the island's full independence from Denmark to cast off the "shackles of colonialism".

The Progress Party of Norway's proposed extent of Erik the Red's Land is coterminous with the present-day Northeast Greenland National Park, compared with the much smaller extent of Erik the Red's Land from 1931-1933, and Quisling's much larger claim over the entirety of Greenland during the Second World War.

— "In the event of a US annexation of Greenland, we are amenable to administering the Northeast Greenland National Park as a condominium," Listhaug stated.

Norwegian prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre (Labor) described the Progress Party's Arctic policy as an "atrocious disregard of sacrosanct international law"; Greenlandic prime minister Múte Bourup Egede in a post to X (formerly Twitter) expressed his disappointment in the Progress Party of Norway as well.

— "The Progress Party's vow to reclaim 'Erik the Red's Land' undermines the sovereignty and self-determination of the Greenlandic people. For a country like Norway, which fought for its own independence from Denmark like Greenland still fights today, this is not only unacceptable, but completely ridiculous," Egede said.

Although some commentators believe that the Progress Party sincerely intends to reassert sovereignty over Erik the Red's Land, in a context of global warming and Trump's questioning of Greenland's status quo, with the potential for resource extraction and a massive expansion of Norway's own territorial waters; other commentators believe that the Progress Party's new Arctic policy is simple "election theater" ahead of the September parliamentary election, with the claim to Erik the Red's Land being purely symbolic. Listhaug declined to comment on whether Norway would use military force to enforce a claim to Erik the Red's Land.

Public response to the Arctic policy has also been mixed. While some Norwegians have taken the move as a sign that the Progress Party and its voters are "losing touch with reality", as one anonymous X user wrote, many other Norwegians have proven to be surprisingly enthusiastic about the prospect of Norway expanding its territory. Within hours of the press conference, #ERLEV, short for "Eirik Raudes land er vårt" ["Erik the Red's Land is ours"], became a top-trending hashtag on X and TikTok in Norway.

2025 has proven to be "the year of the Progress Party", as the party has rapidly grown particularly among young men to become among Norway's largest, with a very real potential to become the country's absolute largest party. In the currently likely event of a right-wing victory in the coming Norwegian parliamentary election, the Progress Party intends to form a coalition with the Conservative Party.

The Progress Party has been the subject of much controversy due to its highly conservative, right-wing populist and anti-immigrant rhetoric, with "vote for the Progress Party" [in Norwegian, "stem Frp"] becoming a "dogwhistle" commonly commented by racists under TikTok videos posted by particularly Middle Eastern and African immigrants in Norway. Political commentators note that the Progress Party's new vow to revive Norwegian claims to Erik the Red's Land, when the last time such a revival of claims occurred was under Quisling, may be itself intended as a far-right dogwhistle.

The President Elect went on: "when they bury you in the cold earth, I just, I just want you to know you were a real loser and a sucker. So I'm taking the solar panels off the white house, the green new SCAM, that's what all the people are calling it - AOC, we never liked her either."

The President Elect told Steve Doocy via phone that he was very upset with the talking fish, "it's a rip off of uh, that other fish, Billy, yeah, Billy Bass, remember him? Oh how he could sing! We loved it. But this trout? It stinks, totally stinks, so we're taking them to court in June."

Ramaswamy who was admittedly drunk and high off benzos railed for 30 minutes against how women shame men with who measure their dicks from where the penis meets the body.

"They hate you for being a man, for, for um being alive, women want you DEAD". He screamed out so loud it scared his cat awake.

Year of da snake baby!!!

The disgraced former rep was seen being lead into police custody in handcuffs. Video from the Texas Taco Bell shows Santos walk up to the counter with a gun demanding money and calling himself "The Grunch" which experts believe was supposed to mean "The Grinch" but Santos had a lethal blood alcohol level and quaaludes in his system.

Her production company "Girlboss Inc." has already filmed 13 episodes and is in talks with Netflix for a season 2. In the show Donald Trump is found guilty of being a got danged flippin' orange cheeto and is forced to listen to a speech by Madam Harris that makes him so mad and owned.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is set to direct next year's Christmas episode.

The President in waiting got the idea from Chief Advisor Elon Musk who told him, "it'd be based as hell Mr. President, I got the idea from a 13 year old neo-nazi on X I follow, just do it."