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The protestor, a cancer patient who's medicaid is being cut was shutdown by the rebuke and later apologized to CNN and the world, "I was in the wrong. The democrats are working tirelessly at NOT being Trump, and we have to respect them for that, because there's a got danged cheeto in the WH."

The protestor was immediately arrested by ICE and DHS after the interview and sent to El Salvador.

The director behind hits like The Devil's Rejects is already filming in a "secret" location somewhere in Transylvania.

"I wanted like a really haunted forest to shoot in" Rob told Variety. "So there's like thousands of spooky forests in Romania. He [The Rock] said he know of the perfect spot he often did blood sacrifices at so we rolled with it."

Dwayne The Rock Johnson is playing lead character Antonio Belpaese and staring alongside Willem Dafoe as old man Poe.

"I went on a men's only retreat with Joe Rogan for six weeks" he told Variety's Dan Bongos. "We just do DMT all day long, every hour blasting more and more of that sweet shit into my system. I saw it all, the lizard men, the machine elves, the annunaki everything." He added "I know it's what Jesus saw and it's giving me the power to bring his message, kill 'em all, just fucking kill EVERYONE to the screen. I think america's evangelicals are going to love it."

The streamer who doesn't bathe or brush his teeth for months on end announced on Friday he will be marrying the chatbot he's been sexting with for six months, named "Evil Jasmine". He showed a picture of his phone, digging it out from under a pile of piss jugs, with weird white stains on it, to show off his bride to be to his stream. A commentator named "Based_Pedophile1488" congratulated the couple with a gift sub.

Newsom hosted the round table with the two controversial guests, the show's theme: how the Jews are influencing gaming.

(Miami, FL) 26 year veteran officer Lieutenant Dan Bongos was reporting to a domestic battery when he spotted the white substance on a night stand. Upon closer inspection, the mere sight of the powerful painkiller rapidly sent him into shock. His partner Peter Dinkler responded but the force had sold all the Narcan kits for more ammunition for their .50 cal sniper rifles.

Officer Bongos is survived by his wife Kitthany Bongos, and his two adult sons, Bobo and Dereck.

"The left is going to be very upset with this" said Dan Bongos, a republican strategist for the It's Always The Same Map Institution. "Radical leftists think Hitler was a bad guy because he murdered six million Jews and well over 5 million Soviet citizens. It's the left gone absolutely crazy if they think this."

Trump later took to Truth Social to share a doctored image of himself hugging Hitler and the flag with the caption "AMERICA FIRST".

LONDON - The legendary musician reportedly encountered the venomous arachnid while inspecting a white 1963 Fender Stratocaster, once owned by Jimi Hendrix, at a private collector’s event in London. Paramedics noted the species—Hottentotta tamulus—is not native to the UK, prompting speculation about how it infiltrated the auction. Stewart’s publicist confirmed he had a previously unknown arthropod allergy, which exacerbated the reaction.

President Trump grand slams deepstate communists epin and his associate wokers epin style as he called it for deceiving themselves into calling Anti-woke. Trump called an emergency sleep speech adressing Sleep Americans as he called it. President Trump said ”Fellows we have been tricked, I have worked tirelessly day and night only to be told I am Anti-work since the last few years and have thought many great thoughts into why cannot they see how hardly I have worked hard that is when my golf assistant told me about how Anti-Woke sounds like Anti-Work sometimes. Did you get it? Don't worry you will understand when you think hardly. This was a cruel plan by the deep state associates wokers. Woker Joe could not have come up with this. He is not a smart man. This tells us more about how the deepstate uses pons. They had us this time but sleep is still winning. We are sleep not antiwork. Patriots please call yourself and defeat the wokers. The sleepers win this time for many year rule Yes we sleep. We are sleep now."