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Users from less extreme Lemmy instances report that users from Hexbear keep kicking people out of their polycule without them knowing they were in one to begin with.

"It's really rude." Said one disgruntled user. "You get kicked out of the polycule for the stupidest shit. All I said was that I thought Harry Potter was okay and boom kicked out of the polycule."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/north-korea-teens-get-12-years-hard-labour-for-watching-k-pop-1.6733216

Among those due to be removed are

• Axolotls

• Bees

• Turtles

• Fish Species Including salmon, cod, jellyfish and dolphins

• Panda

The new update titled Global Catastrophe is supposed to be released at the end of this month, many gamers are “alarmed” with many claiming they are going “too far” one twitch streamer condemns the decision urging players to boycott the game. “Games are escapism and you’re taking that away from us… we will not stand with this decision” the streamer said to his viewers on Monday amassing total viewership of 5 thousand people.

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Sensitive documents have leaked online over the Nintendo game Splatoon 2. The highly classified documents which shared details of Israeli losses during their incredibly unpopular war with Hamas appeared as a drawing inside a speech bubble thought up by a player character who has now disappeared.

The speech bubble contained a link to a pastebin with one paragraph of text identified to be a leaked message from a Hamas group chat; “sensitive documents - born to die - world is a f*** - 200 trillion dead IDF soldiers - kill em all 2024 - I am based man.”

The IDF press team told Fakenews reporters “These numbers, although false, give an insight into the Hamas recruitment model. We know they've been using online games as a way to spread their propaganda and this game is no exception. We have asked Nintendo to shut the servers until the conflict in-game doesn't reflect the situation in Gaza.” A Nintendo spokesperson has denied any involvement on working with the IDF and claims “We will not be shutting down the servers and believe this was not a genuine leak.”

When asked if they condemn Hamas, representatives for Nintendo responded “We condemn video game piracy.”

Beloved Icon Clifford the Big Red Dog succumbed to theobromine poisoning as a result of eating a giant novelty chocolate statue.

The 600 Pound novelty statue created by DC chocolatier Brandon & Sons, was built in the image of US president Joe Biden, was awaiting an unveiling at the official announcement of President Biden's Reelection Campaign later this year.

Its is yet unknown how the beloved canine gained access to the DC warehouse the statue was stored at