Does anybody else...?

Just say what you mean:

"every 2 weeks," or

"twice a week."

Pick the one you mean.

Because unfortunately "biweekly" can mean either of those things, which kinda makes the word useless.

Fed up with pain interfering with your daily activities, so decide to move your body like you were young, as if not in pain, and see what happens?

I'm like, why do I move around so slowly and grunt when I get up, why don't I just carelessly flail around like I did when I was a kid? I'm gonna try it.

Nice to know my comment was honest

If the bottle has a nice vibe, I will enjoy drinking it. The only measure of quality I can apply based on taste is if it does or doesn't taste unpleasantly acidic. If I wanted to get into wine, I wouldn't even know where to start.

Guess I'll just have to come up with some content then...

It is one of my cherished parts of the day to brush my teeth in the evening. I like to walk around, listen to music, daydream, swap hands, apply more toothpaste to keep going. Not to mention the smooth feeling and fresh taste afterwards. I like to have a curated collection of toothpastes to choose from as well as an electrical or mechanical brush according to mood.