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It’s already a hexbear fest in here. There is zero point posting anything about China or Russia - every comment is trounced on by hexbears.

Yes yes, if I didn’t want your opinion I should have stayed on Reddit.

Yes, yes, you got here first.

Yes, yes, I’m a brainwashed liberal.

Yes, yes, you’re actually one of the oldest Lemmy communities but you’ve only recently started federating.

Yes, yes, you’re seeing the light and can see through the western media’s bias and the rest of us are just mindless sheep.

Yes, yes, China is great, Russia is fantastic, Ukraine should pursue for peace and roll over.

Yes, yes, you never allowed downvoting so you’re used to just comment and that’s why there’s so many hexbears in here. And you’re definitely not Russian or CCP farmed trolls.

Yes, yes, all those things are true.

I’m sure I’m missing a few, but I’m pretty close to a hexbear “Bingo!” I think.

Has anyone else noticed how prevalent Hexbear posters have suddenly become? Maybe sometime last week I noticed nearly every political post had at least one long thread of Hexbear users that do nothing but repeat CCP talking points while waving anyway anything even remotely reliable as Western propaganda. That or getting all excited about trolled libs. The way they tell it, you'd think everything from DW, to Fox, to Propublica, to straight up AP News articles, are all written by the same people. Not to mention, their info on the Fediverse observer [https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/list] is either straight up wrong or there's some serious botting going on. According to that, the instance is less than a month old, yet somehow they already have one of the largest, most active userbases, along with far and away the most comments of any instance. Seems to me like Lemmygrad on steroids. Considering we defederated from them, seems like a no-brainer to block Hexbear as well. So glad this thread could become such a perfect microcosm of why we need to defederate.

My boyfriend, who I’ve long suspected might be attracted to men, got into a big fight at the club yesterday. I don’t know what to do.

For context, I am a female and have been with this boy for several years. He’s always reassured me that I am the perfect girl in his eyes. Only problem is, I’m not entirely sure if a girl is what he even wants.

For the past 6 months, my boyfriend has been attending BJJ classes once a week after finishing up his shift at Wendy’s. The first red flag in this story is that I suspect he has a different reason for going to these classes than learning how to fight. I pick him up after class every week, and on several occasions I have noticed that he has a huge erection coming out of class. At first I thought he might be getting turned on from wrestling with girls in this class, and I got really jealous. However, I quickly found out that the only people who attend this class are men, so my worries were put to rest. Until last night.

We were at the club to celebrate his recent accomplishment at work, where he was given the “employee of the month” award for the first time in his 6 year long career at Wendy’s. He was very proud of this and hence he decided to take me clubbing to celebrate. When we got there, he kept pushing me into a dark corner of the club, insisting that I deserve personal space as a woman and that he wants me to be safe. The problem is, on several occasions, I caught him brushing up against other men at the club - it looked like he was doing this hoping I wouldn’t notice from the awkward angle he kept pushing me towards. Eventually I got jealous and my previous suspicions regarding his “BJJ classes” resurfaced. Maybe he really is getting turned on by pressing his body against other men.

Things took a turn for the worse when he eventually got really drunk and started grinding on another man at the club. At this point he wasn’t even trying to hide this from me, presumably because of how drunk he was, as this grinding quickly turned into full blown twerking. The man, who was almost double my boyfriends size, was visibly upset by this, but to my surprise he was very polite in asking him to stop. In response, my boyfriend lashed out and pushed the guy to the ground, using the strength of his whole body. At this point I thought my boyfriend was gonna get killed as I saw the big guy standing up looking pretty pissed off, but what I didn’t even realise is that my boyfriends training partners from BJJ were at the club too. They came up and stopped the fight, before then taking my boyfriend away for a “chat”. I then didn’t see my boyfriend until the next morning, and he’s still refusing to talk to me.

Just wondering if this is a common occurance in the BJJ community?

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Okay, long story short: I know how hard-left this sub is, and I'm pretty much to the left myself. I can't stand crooked law enforcement. I fiercely support Black Lives, and I think we need reform badly. But I happen to enjoy some movies/shows/games that have police characters. And I'm getting beyond fed up seeing a certain movie (Zootopia) that impacted me so much get attacked from the let in this manner. Basically, I don't agree with how some in the hard left keep holding it up as "cop propaganda" or "fascist", which it isn't, and people accusing it of "getting racial allegories wrong" when in reality, the movie is an allegory for prejudice as a whole. Like, I don't find crap like this funny. I find it infuriating. Because it's not true. https://i.redd.it/0qy9v4on7gs31.jpg Some hard leftists accuse the film of missing the mark because the "predators" evolved from eating prey mammals to eating fish and bugs. That's not meant to symbolize anything in real life, it's just something that happened with those animals in a kids' movie. It doesn't clash with the movie's messaging at all. It's not "police apologism" because the police department is depicted as inept in many ways, and the story contains a moral against unfair profiling. Now for some reason, the "NP" link option isn't working, but I discussed this before in BreadTube and CompleteAnarchy. I'm asking you how you feel about this because I once encountered a thread in this sub mocking Judy Hopps, doing the whole "ACAB" thing, and I was legit upset by it. If you think I'm some kind of idiot, weirdo or loser for getting so emotional about a movie aimed at kids that's part of a big corporation that's your right. But people have been sharing "Judy's a pig, smash the state" memes in the Zootopia sub. And as someone who can't watch certain scenes in the movie without crying my eyes out, they really bothered me and I didn't think they were fair at all.

Surely nobody would be stupid enough to earn a Darwin award by trying this in real life.

Certainly not some allegedly intelligent individual such as a billionaire

Let alone five of them, at the same time.

No way would they pay a quarter of a million for the "privilege".

After sacking the guy who told them it was unsafe.

Bolted shut from the outside.

With no tether.

Surely not.

This could never happen.

We live in a meritocracy, right?

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It was the late eighties, probably '88 or '89, and even though some of the excesses of that decade were dying down in the culture a bit I was still very much an unironic greed is good guy who was all about materialism. I wasn't the only one of course, Harvard was full of ghouls and mostly other privileged failson assholes like me. I always did alright romantically but there was this one girl my friend wouldn't shut up about in his poli-sci class. He'd pointed her out a few times while we were drinking at Grendel's Den and she was gorgeous, but the one time we tried to ingratiate ourselves to her group of friends it was loud and busy and she didn't seem to want anything to do with us. Maybe not surprising, they were all bohemian types and we, well we liked looking expensive.

So this one day were on campus, I'm waiting for said friend, just smoking cigarettes on the edge of the green between Harvard Yard and the accomodation on Prescott St, people watching as it was always steadily busy there. I'm minding my own business when over the chatter of two guys talking about their history professor I hear a girl's exasperated voice. I look over and that's the girl, from the bar, the one lefty chick that my friend has spent all this time pining over. She's trying to blow off this freshman who's doing his best to play it cool, but has kind of a desperate energy about him and won't take the hint.

I put out my cigarette, pull out another one, and walk over with it unlit despite having a lighter in pocket. As I walk up I can hear him asking if she's read something or other and she just looks bored as she nods. I interrupt, flash her a grin, and ask if she's got a lighter. The guy looks at me, annoyed. Naturally he doesn't have a lighter and resents my interruption. He's not bad looking, quite tall, black, fairly handsome with a big grin - now gone from his face as she hands me a book of matches from some bar - but he's all chin, nervous energy, and hesitant pauses.

He asks her if she liked some recent lecture on Mercuse. She rolled her eyes. I took a puff on my cigarette and asked her if she liked Unsolved Mysteries. She looked surprised and said she liked it fine but most of them weren't that good. I told her that what was a mystery to me was how we'd never gone out before. She groaned. The freshman guy just stood there like 'uhh' with a look that said 'what are you doing dude'. I remember her response being something like, "because I bet you're just another rich daddy's boy who thinks the Jon Birch society is the moral center of the universe and Reagan is the greatest president in history". I just took another drag on my cigarette and said something like "Maybe, you've read all that pinko commie stuff, you wanna talk, prove me wrong?"

She looked pissed. Then pleased. Got a cute smile and invited me back to her dorm room. The freshman looked crushed that it had seemed to work. I followed her up the stairs, enjoying an eyeful of perfect long legs and a great ass, and she offered me a beer. We argued for a bit, I conceded a little, she recommended some books I should read, and half an hour later we were in bed together.

After we finished up she went to take a shower while I had a smoke. She'd asked me to smoke out of the window because the smoke detectors in the hallway were too sensitive. So I did. There I am hanging out the top half of the window that slides up, with a shit eating grin on my face, but also thinking she made some genuinely great points in our little debate that I hadn't heard before, when I realise that freshman that was trying to hit on her is still across from the building, sat on a bench at the edge of the green.

I didn't know his name so I just shouted "Yo, Mercuse!" He looks up, confused and annoyed and I ask him "Sorry bro, but do you like nuts?"

He looks more confused and annoyed so I repeat it.

Finally he gives in and shouts back, "Sure, I like nuts just fine, but uh, let me clear, what you did wasn't cool".

I remember thinking what a fucking nerd as I shout back "How do like these nuts" as I press my freshly emptied balls up against the glass of the lower half of the window.

He didn't think it was funny and stormed off, almost dropping his books.

I dated that girl for a few years after that and she was pretty much responsible for slowly turning my politics around until I was an avid socialist like her. Obviously I'm a much better person for it and in general now too. As for the guy, I don't know what happened to him. I wonder if he ever got over it though.

Every time we chat, I'm the one who turns the discussion turns towards capitalism. He’s the one who hesitates when I say we should kill them all. Now, he's not even okay with torture. And I'm not talking random chuds here. I'm naming names like Bezos, Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Andrew Tate.

I say we should force them into an abandoned mineshaft and wall it up. After a month we open it again and if any of the fucking parasites are still breathing we tie them down and let rats do to them what they did to their colleagues. Let them learn the error of their ways. (After the revolution of course. During it many of these fucks will die easy and I’ll be sad).

His current job is extremely cushy. He has good hours, he's friends with his coworkers, and he's making a living wage. So I get his hesitation. But it’s also scary. I don’t know if he'll have my back if I get in any trouble.

I don’t know if I should be gently turning him towards imagining a slow and painful torture of capitalists or not. Am I being too extreme or is he a lib?

• Don't smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or bong. Don't do drugs in concentrate.
• If you're pushing through a land reform program of any kind on behalf of the peasantry, push it through very quickly without telling anyone first.
• The coalition always fractures.
• Always get the Interior Minister position. Do not let anyone else in the coalition get the Interior Minister position. If they do, have a random person assassinate them first before they assassinate you.
• Never ride in a helicopter. (Unless you're a door gunner, or getting MEDEVACed.)
• A large plane is always safer than a small plane.
• Always watch your ratio of officers to enlisted, you don't want too many or too few.
• Don't talk about the coup in public, do it day one or just shut the fuck up about it until you do.
• If you sentence a guy to death, kill him the next day.
• If you fly, don't all fly together.
• Never, ever, give up your nukes. If you don't have any, BUILD THEM. If you absolutely have to get rid of them, always keep ONE hid in reserve.
• Treaties are fake. NO ONE is maintaining your territorial integrity for you.
• Never release political prisoners to placate protestors.
• Never let the opposition delay elections.
• When someone you know gets really into German runes (or really any kind of runes at all) get them out of your life.
• Never trust a South American with a German name. Be careful around any with Italian surnames.
• Never move anywhere for a religion, especially South America.
• If your affinity group starts any sort of compound, don't move in. Be the guy that works and lives outside the compound. Better yet, become their lawyer or some other type of public facing middleman.
• Never go into sewers unless you're a sewer guy. (Molemen, professionals, etc.)
• If someone is trying to talk you into committing a crime, assume they're in the FBI.
• Never become an FBI informant, they will never let you go. If you do become an informant, record EVERYTHING Nixon style.
• Never relinquish your arms-- if you're going to get patted down, hide your first weapon as a decoy weapon. Act like they found your hidden weapon and let them take it, but keep a secondary weapon in an even more elaborately concealed area. If you can, bring a third even smaller even more well hidden weapon in case they find the secondary weapon.
• Aim for the eye at point blank. It doesn't matter how small the caliber is, if you shoot someone in the eye they're cooked.
• Always get it in writing. Duplicate that writing.
• If you keep gambling, you'll eventually win. The long arc of the universe favors the gambler, the house just thinks it can outlast you.
• Never talk to cops without a lawyer. You think you know this one, everyone thinks they know this one, but you're gonna forget. You're gonna want to seem helpful or honest and they'll try to sound friendly. It doesn't matter if they're nice to you, they already think you're guilty. That's why you're being arrested or interrogated dumbass.
• Pay taxes on crime money. They don't get you for the crime, they always get you for the taxes. Get an accountant.
• Never deal with an "explosives expert." If they know what they're doing, they're probably an informant. If they don't, they'll get you all killed. If they know a very specific, seemingly perfect spot to place the C4 they're definitely with the FBI.
• Always duck if you're getting shot at. Then, shoot the other guy. If you don't have a gun... then you haven't followed the other rules, have you? As a last resort, wait for them to run out of bullets then roll away.
• Distractions work, and they're a really good move. Learn the art of distraction. Example-- take your jacket off, throw it over their head, and fucking punch. Or bend down to tie your shoe, then throw pocket sand.
• Never let a woman see you play videogames.
• Never talk to journalists, they're just like cops.
• There's no such thing as "off the record."
• Don't fuck your roommate.
• Always pay your guys on time. Don't try telling them you can pay them later, the moment you admit you don't have the money they're no longer your guys.
• Keep your dollars in money.
• Don't give up your passport. Take the other guy's passport.
• Everybody snitches. You have to treat it like everyone else that you ever did anything with is snitching.
• If a guy with an analog camera wants to take your picture, they're trying to have sex with you.
• Whenever the FBI foils anything, assume it's fake.
• Always shoot first. If you find yourself thinking "am I gonna need to shoot this guy" you probably do, and if you have to shoot someone just do it immediately. Ideally when they aren't looking. Honor is fake.
• Under the waist isn't attempted murder. If you shoot someone under the waist, it's legally a warning shot.
• Never warn anyone, just attack.
• Always keep it loaded.
• Always keep cool, baby.

Let's say, hypothetically, you're on a farm.

If you're on a farm, they probably produce food, yes? Then - hypothetically speaking - you might even see an animal being raised.

Now let’s say that that animal is a pig. Since we’ve established they raise pigs on this farm, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say they also need to breed pigs. And the pigs used to breed must have their sexual organs intact, am I not correct? Thus, is it not logical to conclude that this pig might have balls?

Going off of this, let's say that this pig is also a very good breeder. Well then, I think we can agree that its balls are very large. And a pig's balls are located just underneath its anus, right? And if we've established that its balls are indeed very large, they would obviously protrude back past the anus.

Hypothetically, this pig took a shit. It's clear that we're forced to conclude, based on facts and logic, that this shit would fall on top of its large balls.

No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world.

The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991.

I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence.

Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper.

I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten.

In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate.

Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership.

There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it.

My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin.

I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism).

My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money.

I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol.

I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own.

My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it.

I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist.

During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil.

William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles.

George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together.

The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor.

Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall.

I am running out of walls.

When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution.

I am very smart and people like being around me.

:puzzled:

American families tend to be really fucked up and the suburban hellhole just makes it like 10x worse

something that floats in my head a lot is that I was cooking breakfast and my dad was talking about "when you gonna get a girlfriend" literally never ever because I'm 5'9 and brown and have moderate to severe mental illness and my mom was like "you'd probably try to fuck her you disgusting animal"

i have a recording of my 100 year old neighbor getting into a screaming match with her 60 year old daughter on Christmas. "It's not about that BAAAAARB", yells crescendoing like the bwah of an All American Hornline. That same day, my mom and dad were fighting with each other while we ate Mountain Mikes. My NEET younger brother eating pepperoni while having a 1000 yard stare with the Saddam Hussein hair and beard (fucks to give about anything lim->0), fascist brother painting another WW2 Nazi tank (I just appreciate the uniforms and the humanitarian messaging) to sell to Ukrainian sexpats

The social and familial fabric of the Yunaited Estates is one that is profoundly fracturing, shards refracting light into a little diaspora of pain

Interracial couples: tatted up Mexican illegal manager fucking a white girl half his age, Whitey, when are you going to get my papers? Locker room talk as a frazzled future schizocommunist prepares synthetic potatoblend, sex addict mating press in between stories of white girl locking her inherited children in the car during the blazing California summer, frightened little brown boys cooking like biscuits in unfeeling fast food blast furnaces, it just gets worse. Psychologically these kids are going to have soul images that look like the face melt Indiana Jones man, strapped to a bed and drunk on Thorazine: the only respite from the panic is the silence of sleep.

My neighbor killed himself a while ago (the police parked a bearcat on his lawn in response) and his ex-wife showed up and was like, "HIS BITCH SISTER IS NOT GETTING HIS KIDS!!!"

Shut the fuck up and put the mask on and get in the car. For Sally, that might be the push that leads to 15000000000x10143 years of being stooped over a toilet, vomiting out everything they've ever eaten.

At the aforementioned "job", I once saw a man who looked a lot like the guy from Toy Story punch his daughter and call her a difficult child. Of course, difficult children need beatings.

The United States is like some kind of Bosch painting where the abnegation of "child sacrifice" culminates in a capiroted capitalist waiting right at the bottom of the birth canal like it's Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California with a pine stick, just waiting, always waiting to get a start in the 1776 blows. The first blow is birth, some blows after that is the Pledge Of Alliegiance, the 1776th is realizing there is a 76% chance of never owning a house. Birth experience looking like a Chilean surrealist film. Soon they'll tell the kids they gotta pay the medical bill, right after they remind them of their instinctive, totally natural ideas about property rights and why people starve in a world that has more material abudance than any other time in the history of the planet.

Focus on the family of course, for that is the germ of all that is wonderful, like domestic violence and being strangled until your eyes bulge, alcoholism and casual abuse, all in a concrete ant farm spackled with Astroturf, the finest Behr paints and apocryphal Joseph Beuys felt and fat origin stories. You were lucky to be born in God's Country

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Ok. So first off let's nip the whole thing about RFE in the bud. Radio Free Europe and other US-govt funded media like Voice of America are independent media outlets. If the government tells either one of those outlets what to publish, there's a scandal, outrage, whistleblowers, resignations. We know this because it's happened in the past - feel free to hit up their wikipedia. VOA famously has a "firewall" in its charter that prevents any US govt official from intefering in stories - I've met a few VOA journos and they take that extremely seriously. Euromaidan Press is funded by a Ukrainian NGO which is in turn funded by the Open Society Foundation and it is, again, independent. Both RFE and EuromaidanPress are transparent with their funding and reporting, and they can and do criticize the governments or organizations that fund them. They have mechanisms of accountability to their audiences and the people and organizations they cover.

JK Rowling invokes vivid images of Albert Camus, a French philosopher and writer, in her exploration of the human condition. One parallel that can be drawn is between the character of Dobby, a house-elf who is forced into slavery, and Camus' concept of Sisyphus, a figure from Greek mythology who is doomed to push a boulder up a mountain for eternity.

In the Harry Potter series, Dobby is initially a slave to the Malfoy family, but through his friendship with Harry Potter, he is able to gain his freedom. However, in the early stages of his enslavement, Dobby must have imagined himself happy in his task, much like how Camus argues that one must imagine Sisyphus happy in his task. This is because, like Dobby, Sisyphus has found meaning in his task, and it gives him a sense of purpose.

Both Dobby and Sisyphus, in their own way, have found a way to transcend their oppressive situations through their determination and resilience, and through imagining themselves happy in their task. JK Rowling and Albert Camus both explore the idea that it is possible to find meaning and purpose in even the most difficult of circumstances, and that this is what makes us human. The act of imagining oneself happy in an oppressive situation is a key aspect of this exploration.

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1. Never go to a second location

2. Always get the interior ministry post

3. Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft

4. If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

5. If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

6. Never give up your nukes

7. Never release opposition political prisoners

8. Never let the opposition delay elections

9. If someone starts to get into German runes drop them

10. Never trust a South American with a German name

11. Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)

12. Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy

13. If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)

14. Never become a fbi informant

15. If you do become a fbi informant record everything

16. Never relinquish your arms

17. Always get it in writing

18. If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win

19. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

20. Always pay your mercenaries

21. Don’t let anyone take your passport

I (beta male) was at Hooters tonight having some beer and wings when I (beta male) overheard the table of alphas next to me complaining about the price of wings under Biden (sigma male).

When Trump (omega male) was in office, alpha males were able to eat at Hooters every single week. Now, they're (alpha males) struggling to go once a month.

-- Nick Adams (Beta Male)

Stalin: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Trotsky: POW! You are dead!

Stalin: I am dead!

Trotsky: Chuckling, while Khrushchev is doing the conga towards the scene (Trotsky says "aw, shucks” as Khrushchev gets close.)

Khrushchev: Oh! Stalin is dead!

Stalin: Yes. I am dead!

Khrushchev: Why is Stalin dead?!

Trotsky: I dunno.

Stalin: I think it was-

Trotsky & Khrushchev: Shhh, you are dead!

Stalin: Ok.

(Beria enters the scene exiting the car)

Beria: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Trotsky & Khrushchev: Stalin is dead!

Khrushchev: So, did you see the murderer?

Trotsky & Beria: Nah, sorry mate.

Khrushchev: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Trotsky & Beria applause)

Beria: Ah, well that's nice

Trotsky: I am damn proud right now!

(Zhukov appears on the scene)

Zhukov: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Zhukov rushes to the dead body of Stalin)

Zhukov: That Stalin is dead!

Khrushchev: We know!

Zhukov: Who killed him?

Khrushchev: We don't know!

Zhukov: I will find clues!

(Zhukov searches through a pile of stuff while sniffing)

Zhukov: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why Stalin is dead!

Trotsky, Beria & Krushchev: Stalin is dead?!

Zhukov: Slams hands on desk Yes, he died!

Trotsky, Beria, and Kruschev: All shocked

Malenkov: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes Zhukov into a building wall, killing him.)

Malenkov: Exits out of Ambulance Davai, Davai! Pushes Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev away from Stalin Move now! Kisses Stalin on head

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Stalin)

Stalin: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Jos- Explodes Oof.

Malenkov: In my medical opinion, Stalin is dead! (Camera rotates to Beria)

Beria: Doc, what happened?

Malenkov: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right Stalin was killed!

Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev: Panicking

Malenkov: I don't think it's anything to worry about.

Khrushchev: Well, now what?

(Vasily entering while doing the conga in the background)

Vasily: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Khrushchev: Says “Oh, come on.” before Vasily says boom

Vasily: Look at this! Freaking Stalin is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…

Khrushchev: Yes, yes, Vasily.

Vasily: Yea?

Khrushchev: Go home!

(Vasily’s mother appears in a car telling Vasily to get in)

Vasily: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Vasily: Screams of pain

Khrushchev: Ok, let's get back to the point

Stalin: Poking at his dead body I think Stalin is dead.

Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Malenkov: Stalin is dead?!

Malenkov: Turns around and notices dead Vasily in burning car Vasily! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Stalin

Stalin: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Stalin?!

(Camera shows on Molotov drinking Vodka)

Molotov: Slurp Slurp It was me!

Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Shocked

Molotov: Yes! I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Beria in the chest Boom! Molotov flies off from force of revolver blast

Beria: Screams of pain

Molotov: Woop dee doo!

Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Are terrified seeing Beria’s dead body

Molotov: Burps That’s a joke, lads.

Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Starts laughing like crazy

Molotov: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Trotsky Him!

Trotsky: Shocked How did you know?!

Molotov: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Trotsky, as Molotov keeps drinking faster)

Molotov: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Trotsky: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

Khrushchev: You monster!

Stalin: But whyyyyy?

Trotsky: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Trotsky and Stalin: Arguing

Khrushchev: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

Trotsky: Ah dammit Stalin**** off! You are dead.

Stalin: No u, POW! Ha ha.

(Trotsky falls dead on floor)

Stalin: You are dead! Not big surprise.

Khrushchev: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Khrushchev doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises

Stalin: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

I was drinkin a gallon of milk in an uber when a bunch of hexbear tankies pulled me out and started screamin “you cant do that its reactionary”. Of course I start cryin but that doesnt stop them no sir. They just start slappin my belly and sayin I should do the milk boy dance. I told them it would make me wet myself cause I had too much milk but they kept screamin “MAKE THE MILK BOY WET HIS PANTS. MAKE HIM DO THE MILK BOY DANCE” until I started spinnin and spinnin. The wetter I got, the louder they screamed.

@happybadger this must be preserved in site history

"I love the unironic use of the word “commie” as an insult. It is so painfully dated that it is nothing short of hilarious.

I imagine the person who says this comes home after a long day of hating minorities for existing, and then takes off a heavily starched button up shirt which reveals an undershirt named after the activity they are most fond of. After getting a few punches in, they demand a “stogie”, and a “brewski”, to whet their appetite for the dry ass roast their wife slaved away at making all day. Of course, they will make some comment about how the roast reminds them of how much they hate minorities, and that the wife would do well to stop watching some show/reading some book/talking to some neighbor and focus on making dry ass pieces of meat taste wetter. The kids stare at their plates and ask to be excused.

To wrap up their evening, they might teach their sons about being a proper womanizer, usually with some vague comment like “you need to fuck some girls, Johnny. I’m not raising a p*ssy. And they might teach their daughters about sexual repression, maybe with a vague comment like “and you better not fuck anyone, ever” (but probably would only convey that through a look and not actual words).

Knowing all is right in the world, they fall asleep, eagerly dreaming about the next chance they might get to shoot some “dirty hippies” when their national guard unit gets called in to an anti war protest on a college campus."

I wrote it. First draft.

Obviously, I'm depicting a cishet middle aged white man living in the suburbs in 1950's America. I feel like it needs more period specific phrases, like "stogie" but to describe other things like 'anti-war protest' or something.

Thoughts? Improvements? Notice of plagiarism?

Your idealist, moralist categorizations are naive and non pragmatic. Who cares if Russia is rightwing internally if their global actions are that of an ally to all AES states & a counter to the single monopoly imperialist, the anglo-American empire that has dominated freely the last 40 years. China agrees with me. DPRK agrees with me. Venezuela agrees with me. None of them sanction or denounce Russia, all support or quietly back them as they smash the NATO advance. Just like they smashed the NATO jihadist insurgency in Syria. Deal with it imperialist, Russia is acting anti-imperialistically and however your emotions make you squeamish they are the only ally China has got and if Russia falters then China will too. The world will only free itself from US dollar dominance, the IMF & other anglo-american imperiaist forces by violent struggle. It’s not going to be morally clean, it never is. But I fully support an ally to all socialists destroying fascists who are put in power to attack them by imperialists, don’t you?

I want to fight for Ukraine. I have no military background and some live firearm experience. I do have over 100 hours of airsoft milsim experience though. It’s the closest thing to actual war. I’m familiar with military lingo and protocols (not sure if applicable cause I’m fighting for a foreign country). Knowledge on how to operate a variety of weaponry. I use high-end airsoft guns which are 1:1 or almost identical to the real thing. I did many roles in the milsim from combat medic to Forward observers and operated in a two-man sniper team.

I have my own gear (cammies, plate-carrier, plates, medkit, supplies). I have money for the trip and money for basic necessities. I will not leech off the UAF I will have my own stuff except a gun and ammunition.

I know basic Russian words, but will still need assistance or translation for any complex movements or tactical battle plans.

No, everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

I don't usually use forums or Hexbear, I usually just post comments on  patriotic streamers like Infrared or Haz, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.

Nov 3 I flew to colorado for a great American road trip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).

I did Wyoming and Nebraska, then south Dakota through Minnesota and then Wisconsin next. I am a Patriotic Socialist so I wanted to see patriots in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "patriots" and not really full patriots like us. I went to an patriotic book store in Wyoming and it had a lot of American iconography, but no Browder or Maupin. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise.

I went to Wisconsin, which everyone knows is famous for its  patriotism, its cheese and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local patriotic bar. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly about yoopers so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me.

This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Wisconsin. I said I was a tourist and an patriot and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside.

We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in the midwest as you might find out like in Cali, everyone smokes hash with tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and patriotism. I was trying to talk about America, they were like yeah no doubt America is the best. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate.

I told them that what they called patriotism is different from patriotic socialism. They said patriotism is loving america. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real patriotism is socialism. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more socialism. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are patriots, we are against socialism. Patriots oppose socialism.

And I said but not patriotic-socialists. Patriotic-socialists are the patriots who support socialism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this red, white and blue bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Anerican colors, red white and blue, like versus the communist red and black. Well, these guys had a lot of red , white and blue in the building already so I thought they would get it.

I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The patriotism vs socialism thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said socialism wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against patriotism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have america. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time.

And one of them said "but we do want to stop the government" and then they kind of spoke back and forth. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant.

So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about patriotic socialism. And I tried to explain to them some browder and Haz. I said the natural order in anerica is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of america. I said we want  workers to control their own land and businesses. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like Authoritarianism. And I said it is not Authoritarianism.

Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was German, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what patriotic-socialism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be collectively owned. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were equal. And I told him yes. And that everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to live in america and not be done aggression against. But that everyone had to be treated equally without owners. He said what about immigrants and antifa. And I said that would not happen in patriotic socialism, but yes property owners could immigrate here if they wanted to. They had to respect america.

Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a antifa. And then they basically all started shouting libtard at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists. They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're hurting a fellow patriot" and things like that. "I love America with all my heart" Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though.

I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my wospconsin photos.

So they initiated force and theft. They broke the NAP. I knew the nationalists were not real patriots, but I never knew they would do something that bad.

I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share.

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North Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 北达科他州接入管道抗议 Ferguson Riots 弗格森暴动 2017 St. Louis protests2017年圣路易斯抗议活动 Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁的核试验 Unite the Right rally 团结右集会 Charlotte riots 夏洛特暴动 Attack on the Sui-ho Dam 袭击穗河水坝 Milwaukee riots 密尔沃基骚乱 Shooting of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile 奥尔顿·斯特林和菲兰多·卡斯蒂利亚的射击 Occupation of the Malheur NationalWildlife Refuge Malheur国家野生动物保护区的占领 death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳（Eric Garner）逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. Rodney King riots 洛杉矶罗德尼·金暴动 1979 Greensboro Massacre 1979年格林斯伯勒大屠杀 Vietnam War 越南战争 Kent State shootings肯特州枪击案 Bombing of Tokyo 轰炸东京 San Francisco Police Department Park Station bombing 旧金山警察局公园站爆炸案 Assassination of MartinLuther King, Jr. 小马丁·路德·金遭暗杀。 Long Hot Summer of 1967 1967年炎热的夏天 Bagram 巴格拉姆 Selma to Montgomery marches 塞尔玛到蒙哥马利游行 Highway of Death 死亡之路 Ax Handle Saturday 星期六斧头 Battle of Evarts 埃瓦茨战役 Battle ofBlair Mountain 布莱尔山战役 McCarthyism 麦卡锡主义 Red Summer 红色夏天 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Pottawatomie massacre 盆大屠杀 Jeju uprising 济州起义 Colfaxmassacre 科尔法克斯大屠杀 Reading Railroad massacre 阅读铁路大屠杀 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Bay viewMassacre 湾景大屠杀 Lattimer massacre 拉蒂默大屠杀 Ludlow massacre 拉德洛屠杀 Everett massacre 埃弗里特屠杀Centralia Massacre 中部大屠杀 Ocoee massacre Ocoee大屠杀 Herrin Massacre 赫林大屠杀 Redwood Massacre红木大屠杀 Columbine Mine Massacre 哥伦拜恩矿难 Guantanamo Bay 关塔那摩湾 extraordinary rendition 非凡的演绎 Abu Ghraib torture and prison abuse 阿布格莱布的酷刑和监狱虐待 Henry Kissinger 亨利·基辛格

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1.6 billion deaths 十亿多的额外死亡 Great Bengal Famine of 1769 孟加拉大饥荒 Irish potato famine 爱尔兰马铃薯饥荒 1953 Iranian coup d’état 伊朗政变 indigenous peoples 伊朗政变 Munich agreement 慕尼黑协议 skull famine 头骨饥荒 1967 Hong Kong protests 1967年香港抗议 Famine of 1876-1878 1876-1878年的大饥荒 apartheid 种族隔离 Bobby Sands 鲍比·金斯 coal miners strike 煤矿工人罢工 1/3 kids live in poverty 英国三分之一的孩子生活贫困 Bloody Sunday 血腥星期日 70% of votes in 2017 GE did not impact the election result 2017年大选的70％选票未影响选举结果 toxteth riots 托克斯特暴动 funding for the UVF 阿尔斯特志愿部队的资金 illegal paramilitary death squads 非法准军事人员 Five Eyes program 五眼计划 Bengal Famine of 1943 1943年的孟加拉饥荒 Iraq war 伊拉克战争 Batang Kali massacre 巴塘卡利大屠杀 Briggs’ plan 布里格斯的计划 Chuka massacre 楚卡大屠杀 operation anvil 手术砧 1957 Oman airstrikes 1957年阿曼空袭 Hola massacre 霍拉大屠杀 expulsion of the Chagossians 驱逐查戈斯人 Ballymurphy massacre 球墨菲大屠杀 1971 Newry killings 球墨菲大屠杀 operation demetrius 子宫畸形 New Lodge six killings 新旅馆六射击 Boer war 布尔战争concentration camps 集中营 Iran-Iraq war 伊拉克战争期间英国对伊拉克的支持 Battle of Orgreave 奥格里夫之战 Battle of the Beanfield 豆田战役 Al-fallujah airstrike 费卢杰空袭 Partition of British India 英国印度分区 Mau Mau uprising 茂茂起义 Jallianwala Bagh massacre 贾利安瓦拉·巴格大屠杀 bombing of Dresden 德累斯顿轰炸 Atlantic slave trade 大西洋奴隶贸易 British East India Company 东印度公司 Indian rebellion of 1857 1857年的印度叛乱 British Raj 英国拉吉 chemical weapons 化学武器 Opium War 鸦片战争 Russian Civil War 盟国介入俄罗斯内战 Greek Civil War 希腊内战 26+6=1 二十六加六等于一 Siege of Fort Pitt 皮特堡的包围 Congo Free State 支持刚果自由国 Cecil Rhodes 塞西尔·罗兹 Rhodesia 罗得西亚 British South Africa Company 英国南非公司 burning of the Summer Palace 颐和园的燃烧 Peterloo massacre 彼得罗大屠杀 War of the Golden Stool 金凳之战 conquest of Ireland 克伦威尔式征服爱尔兰 punitive expeditions 惩罚性远征 colonialism 殖民主义 opium trade 鸦片贸易 genocide 种族灭绝 imperialism 帝国主义 Aden expedition 亚丁远征队 Anglo-Zanzibar war 盎格鲁桑给巴尔战争 Battle of Ty-ho Bay 太浩湾战役 Paulet affair 保莱特事件 Benin expedition of 1897 1897年的贝宁远征 bombardment of Kagoshima 轰炸鹿儿岛 Nukapu expedition 努卡普远征队 expedition to Abyssinia 英国远征阿比西尼亚 Dekemvriana 十二月事件 operation legacy 操作遗留Message

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I don't usually use forums or Reddit, I usually just post comments on Ancap blogs like Molyneux or Cantwell's blog, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.

Nov 3 I flew to Europe for a Eurotrip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).

I did France and then Italy and then Greece next. I am an Ancap so I wanted to see anarchists in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "anarchists" and not really full anarchists like us. I went to an anarchist book store in Italy and it had a lot of English books, but no Rothbard or Ancap. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise.

I went to Greece, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary anarchism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local anarchist center. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Greek so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me.

This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Greece. I said I was a tourist and an anarchist and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside.

We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in Europe as you might find out like in Cali, everyone smokes hash with tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and anarchism. I was trying to talk about the state, they were like yeah no doubt the state was bad. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate.

I told them that what they called capitalism is different from the free market. They said capitalism is free markets. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real capitalism is free markets. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more free markets. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are anarchists, we are against capitalism. Anarchists oppose capitalism.

And I said but not anarcho-capitalists. Anarcho-capitalists are the anarchists who support capitalism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this yellow and black bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Ancap colors, yellow and black, like versus the communist red and black. Well, these guys had a lot of red and black in the building already so I thought they would get it.

I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The free market thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said markets wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against anarchism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have anarchy. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time.

And one of them said "but we do want to stop democracy" and then they kind of spoke back and forth in Greek. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant.

So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about ancapism. And I tried to explain to them some Rothbard and Hoppe. I said the natural order in anarchy is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of anarchy. I said we want private owners to own their own land and businesses, and to employ people. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like feudalism. And I said it is not feudalism.

Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was Greek, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what anarcho-capitalism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be private. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were unequal. And I told him yes. And that not everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to own property and not be done aggression against. But that not everyone had to be treated equally by the owners. He said what about immigrants and racism. And I said that would not happen in a free market, but yes property owners could be racist if they wanted to. They had to respect property.

Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a fascist. And then they basically all started shouting fascist at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists. They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the NAP" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though.

I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my Greek photos.

So they initiated force and theft. They broke the NAP. I knew the left anarchists were not real anarchists, but I never knew they would do something that bad.

I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share.