I'd be panned and yet it's reality and it's happening at a breakneck pace

Would that fix anything

Never stop reaching for the stars

"well, at the end of the day we all poop and pee out of the same hole"

"sometimes you get the shrew, sometimes the shrew gets you"

"Damn, that's a hard pellet to puke. My condolences"

Shidding and crying where are my beans?

My babies?

I was gonna make a burdito

And I did not speak out because I was not a Catgirl. uwu

It was 10am and the bar was full. After this I went downtown and saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.

I'm just a lowly farm hand and I'm mighty parched on this here summer day.

1. Man is born tired and lives to get a rest.

2. Love thy bed as you love thyself.

3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.

4. Do not work – work kills.

5. If you see someone resting, help him out.

6. Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another.

7. In shade is salvation – nobody died from resting.

8. Work earns illness – do not pass away young.

9. If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass.

10. When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them.

All these people talking "geode politics" all the damn time

then history would have began on October seventh. checkmate, tankies

Me in the 2020s: woke is ruining everything! cancel culture! what's with all the pronouns!?! masks are the the number one threat to freedom!

Also my wife is 20.

everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth