Waking up early and not eating much today. I'm tired, fat.

The more you eat the more you poop

cut to twerking cowboy

My sweat pants are black and so is the tie on them. Don't fuck with me.

"The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the mooks and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper "

He came to my front door and demanded I give him my mecha keyboard for reasons? He was mad the cops were coming and offered to pay for it, so I said $100 and he got pissed off but gave it to me.

Then I woke up.

So I know it was a dream because Trump would try to lowball me instead of giving me that hundo, I ended up scamming Drumpf in my dream.

yet it still scrolls me to the comments. curious

I only ran one time in my life. It was because I saw a cabbage terrorist giving an innocent child a cabbage.

In an alternative universe, Holden Cabbagefeast: Join me tonight to pray for cabbage farmers.

Maybe Clinton could play the sax

Edit: Epstein should have been a force ghost, I realise that now.

His motto is ”Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”

M'lthusianism