badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It’s totally legal nobody stops you. It’s very peaceful in there too when nobody’s around. Just the hum of machinery and warmth from the driers.

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This is harrassment

Stop holding me like an ice cream cone it's humiliating

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n of knives I had saved up for the zombie apocalypse and the yu-gi-oh cards I've also been saving up for downtime r&r in between missions and he said "cool". Vros I got a really good shot at getting into special forces. I can run half a mile and I lost 5 pounds, I've also been mentally preparing by owning the libs on /r/combatfootage.

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They aren’t even trying to manufacture consent. They’re just dabbing on you guys.

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Right fellas ? owo

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that’s it. Just a friendly reminder.

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Remember folks, always carry your epibeanis pen.

beanis

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no-mouth-must-scream a chilling parable for a modern age

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We me and a couple of the 'bears put our money together and bought a Luigi board.

"Huehuehue what if I summon Stalin", one of us said (just like Seth Rogan, funniest ape actir) and we all nodded and agreed because Hexbears are a hivemind we all put our hogs on the Waluigi board and asked the immortal spirit of tankism to summon Stalin.

You fycking fuck, you summoned him in attack mode you baka! You stupid filthy baka! I screamed as Stalin emerged and used his giant spoon to reduce our life points to zero.

That's why we're in the Shadow Realm now fumking IDIOT

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i have no idea what this would cause or fix but i think time zones are dumb and there should be only one time on earth

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Are you exercising your rights?

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It's a grain/legume unity ticket. Let's back our long bean boy

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If you don't see a beanis that means you are the beanis beanis

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Hubba hubba awoooga now that's a legume

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If you could attend a protest for funsies what would you do for a sign? Mine would be like "TACO Tuesdays? I don't think so, hombre!" or "Um...there is a criminal in the white house...wow I guess I need a drink!"

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They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don't just put a silly hat on one and be like "yeah that's a spoingle"

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Boobie

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