Illegalism

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Illegalism is an anarchist philosophy which embraces criminality as a lifestyle. It's the second part of the renowned and enlightened charter: "Be Gay, Do Crime"

This is a place for exchanging tricks & experiences, discussing trends & events, sharing shitposts, and connecting criminality to theory & praxis.

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https://theanarchistlibrary.org/category/topic/illegalism

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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Buggs Bunny laughing and holding the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, from a scene in which he reads from a book the words "diabolical sabotage", linked below

"Dia-bo-lical sab-o-taygee" ~Buggs Bunny

It can be something you came up with yourself or came across elsewhere- doesn't have to be from the manual!

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Decopify (leminal.space)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by [email protected] to c/Illegalism
 
 

Bonus Randeeeee:

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by [email protected] to c/Illegalism
 
 

This is King Missile of Detachable Penis fame.

The lyrics have stayed in my head for decades:

Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders
Take 'em from work
It's the best way to feel better
About your low pay and appalling working conditions

It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters
It's gonna be an outstanding day

Take stuff from work
And goof off on the company time
I wrote this at work
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them
Life is good
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Transcription: "Therapy Tip: Improve mental health by committing fraud"

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you never forget your first ♥️

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Transcription: "CBT Tip: Righteous crimes can function as highly effective exposure therapy for anxiety"

Better version:
1000011442

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Large pink text made to look like a neon sign which reads "I'm bored now", followed by much smaller simpler text which reads "Someone else please take over"

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A simple drawing of two anthropomorphic cats by @Nyazsche. One cat, wearing a propeller hat, asks "Do you like my silly hat?" The other cat responds "You are an enemy of Christ."

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Serene bokeh (possibly A.I. generated) photo of tree branches and sparse fall leaves with the setting sun behind them. Cursive stylized text reads "Inflation isn't real; Make things cheaper or I will simply steal them"

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A McDonalds advertisement featuring an unintentionally creepy, humanoid Happy Meal, holding a sign which has been edited to read "laws don't exist." Stylized caption reads "capitalism is failing. Steal from your job. Make art and buy ammo. All mainstream media is political propaganda.

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Don't be this guy (leminal.space)
submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie to c/Illegalism
 
 

cross-posted from: https://leminal.space/post/25205024

an internet cryptid but shitty

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transcription: nothing is stopping you from placing food you didnt pay for in donation bins at your local frocery store, you didnt steal anything, you just moved it, nothing left their property :3 help feed you local homeless and needy~

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submitted 1 week ago by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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Caption reads "LPT: Keep fart spray and a tear stick in your bag. You can get away with anything when you're crying because you shit your pants." Image is the "Roll Safe" meme featuring a man tapping his head and smiling, but has been edited to be crying. Beside him are a spray bottle of "liquid ass" and a tear stick.

(A tear stick has menthol and camphor in it and bad actors put it under their eyes to make them cry)

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Legal =/= moral (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/Illegalism
 
 
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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Caption reads "When it's BOGO so you have to steal 2", above a gif of an effeminate and flamboyant character played by Dan Levy, saying " Oh... Okay- I mean, if that's... what you want?"

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Illegalism ≠ amoralism (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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Luigi Mangione, with his head tilted to the side, compressed lips, and a furrowed brow, looking away from text which reads: "Killing innocent people for the sake of breaking the law."
Luigi Mangione, with raised brows and an approving frown (like the Obama "not bad" expression), looking at text which reads: "killing certified badguys in blatant disregard for the law."


This distinction is a lil frustrating for me because I just so happen to also be an amoralist, but it's not inherent to illegalism

I loved this comment by @[email protected]

We can think breaking laws in general is good because it makes these useless laws harder to enforce if a lot of people break them. Ie. its a form of resistance against the state.

But [we can] also be staunchly against terrible things like random killings and sexual assault.

One doesn’t entail the other.

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somebody is... (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/Illegalism
 
 
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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A 3-panel comic by ADHDinos featuring a nondescript long-neck dinosaur and a living brain. The first panel is edited to read "Can we do the right thing?" the dino asks. "Not without consequences", the brain responds. "Yeah that was not the question", states the dino, who has been edited to wear a black bandana and hold a Molotov cocktail.

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Tak$e$ Rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by tlekiteki to c/Illegalism
 
 
  • burnt
  • babies
  • bombs
  • blockades
  • bioweapons
  • bureaucracy
  • privilege
  • pedophiles
  • propaganda
  • prohibition
  • prisons
  • poverty
  • price increases
  • no progress
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A young white man who looks like he could be a cop, with hands on his hips, looking down with an expressive face of lighthearted judgment. Looking up at him is a silly dog with an equally expressive face of ironic bashfulness. Over-layed text reads: "When two antisocials on opposite sides of the legal system interact"


Yeah, "All Cops" means all cops, including my brother, but I still love him

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Luigi Mangione with his head tilted to the side, next to text which reads: "1 sign saying you're under video surveillance."
Luigi Mangione looking into the camera with a raised brow, next to text which reads: "5 signs saying you're under video surveillance."

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A billboard featuring a man behind bars which originally read: "Graffiti. It's a Crime!" but has been vandalized to say "It's a FUN Crime!"

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imdoingmypart.jpg (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by TherapyGary to c/Illegalism
 
 

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A quote in a cute cursive font with a pink back-splash over-layed atop a community empowerment stock photo with 11 pairs of hands holding a hoola-hoop.
The text reads: "Walmart loses $3B to theft each year, and if we all pitch in to help, we can get that number a lot higher this year"
~@workingoncrying

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