the ghost: the fuck is this idiot looking in a corner for
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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To make you think he CAN'T see you
Ghost: Hey, my eyes are up here.
My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?
Meanwhile the ghost tries not to laugh as you stare in the wrong corner.
I occasionally, at random intervals, say "I know you're listening".
We know
Sometimes I talk to the ghost and I am always disappointed when it doesn't talk back. My days of being scared of ghosts are over now I just want to talk to someone who sees me as a person instead of a lower being.
You okay?
To sum things up: NO.
You wanna talk about it?
Easy, just state wherever* the pets do.
I like how you edited to correct wherever, but left "state".
Dammit, I noticed both. I think I probably deleted it and my swipe typing got it wrong again.
Amateur. You have to talk loudly about tossing some ghost salad. Boom! No more haunting.
Extra haunting*
Or, like, dramatically increased haunting.
The gost: ha you missed me by 0,002 seconds
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