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<- Click for a really fun thread full of cope. Sadly the comments are disabled 
It's still fun tho! Like check this unironic totally-not-heretical-not-at-all-schism about "chad catholics"
Elsewhere the user is appealing to civil law lmao The pope is the supreme ruler of your religion you dolt, just stay evangelical if you don't like it.
Add it to the huge list of examples of American Catholics being Protestants with extra gold.
These same people loose their shit if you read them catholic social teaching and that it counts as a mortal sin to be agaisnt preferential treatment for the poor.
I was raised catholic in a super liberal church in a super liberal city, i am not at all religious as an adult but whenever i see the unhinged shit that conservative american catholics get up to i can't even imagine what sort of stuff goes on at their masses that results in them squaring that with catholic social teachings. Of course the archbishop did transfer our super cool priest from Kenya to a racist white suburban church (but i repeat myself) as punishment for refusing to allow signature-gathering to overturn same-sex marriage in Washington at the church so i actually can easily imagine it lol
The answer is: they don’t know it exist. I had to explain to a bunch of Catholics what shit like the Misericordia et misera and other pro life edicts from the pope says about being pro life (ie anti war, anti death penalty, pro preferential treatment for poor) and they always accuse me of lying.
I know this isn't what the post is about, but holy moly (the most tradcath holy, of course) the little running Link being a literal link has me chortling
Like a soviet-era dictator
stop! I am already reconverting
Orthodox Church still 🔛🔝☦️
They, along with Oriental Orthodoxy, are the only christian sect that seem to make any sense to me. Papism and Sole Fide just seem completely farcical.
The crucifixion makes a lot more sense with the harrowing of Hell, which is de-emphasized in Catholicism and Lutheranism and straight up rejected in Evangelicalism.
I get that no one's forcing anyone to be Catholic (at least nowadays) but I want these converts to stay so I can watch a schism. 
It's funny they make fun of Sedevacantism becuase that is literally what they want, you still do all the Catholic bullshit within the existing hierarchy but you just have a personal belief that the Pope is illegitimate and you don't have to listen to him.
But no one wants to claim they are a Sedevacantist becuase they are all annoying and disruptive but are too lazy to set up their own church and keep going to Catholic masses.
This is why you need to gatekeep
"Next you're gonna tell me there's some supreme ruler of heaven and earth that we didn't vote for!"