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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ribbed for extra pleasure 💀

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Relevant username

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok I genuinely thought this ad was advocating for you to stick a piece of celery up your ass

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nope. It's advocating for you to shove a toothbrush up your ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I was saying Boo-Urns...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Negative calories, mate, can't argue with that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

dude got the rare horizontal butt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's actually the more common one, most mammals are quadrupeds XD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

New porn tag unlocked

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You know, there are some that would pay a pretty penny for that...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

celery always makes me think of that one episode of boy meets world

celery

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Um sir, is that my toothbrush?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

How do unsee this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

From a 1994 Dark Horse comic called Devil Chef, for those who were curious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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