Makes just as much sense as any other cult.
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It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.
he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.
Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.
Time....that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god's ego. Apologizing for my "transgressions" because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore....because that makes a lot of sense. It's just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.
he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake
He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!
Ramen!