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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

0 days until Mario steals your liver

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What happens if you press cancel 1 second before the next day? Will it go to -1 days?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Thats not an option

[–] bingbong 3 points 2 years ago

Windows error sound

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish most problems came with a Cancel button.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Dang cancel culture strikes again...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

71 hours remaining

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Mushroom shortage, gotta get the umami from somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonna be ready this time, you little Italian bastard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

better comply, or he will in addition to taking your liver make you deader

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

At least I can blame it on the little shit now and all these so called doctors can stop hassling me about my daytime drinking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am not scared of 5"1' man

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He has a wrench and he is not afraid to use it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

So scared 😨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That "man" smashes bricks with his punches and can jump several times his own height in an instant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He also loses half his height when he hits a brown mushroom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

More than half. He becomes miniscule.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

He can have it. I'm not using it for anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

the exe named "your liver" sweating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

nah i gave it to luigi for safekeeping

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I survived the last one! Come at me Mario bro!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He can have it now, I don't need it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Just enough time