I think the humans, elves, and dwarves were not only weaker/less armed/less trained at the time of the movies vs the initial fight, but also less united/allied
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This. The war that culminated in Saurons initial defeat was literally called the "War of the last alliance".
What a shit name for a war tbh. "Yo guys this was fun, but this is the last time we're getting together" - elves probably. Or maybe they meant last as in "previous", but that's just asking for it to get outdated.
Wars can be renamed after the fact.
Or else everyone fighting in World War 1 would have had a lot less chill after the war ended.
"Wait, we have to do this again??" - traumatised veteran probably
Well in that case it makes sense to instantiate an array, but they really should've called it World War 0
No that was the 7 years war/French Indian war.
I'd say ww0 would be the Napoleonic wars
7 years war/French Indian war is the alpha version
Napoleonic ears is the beta version
The war to end wars.. If only it turned out that way.
Furthermore, you had the business with Saruman possessing Theoden, and Sauron manipulating Denethor into thinking it was hopeless etc
Is it realistic though to not have any advancement in technology or warfare in 5000 years? How could they be weaker than before? That sounds insane
Middle Earth's magic is in decay by the third age. The elves are literally leaving it, and there are way less of them. Men also only live to ~80 instead of living for hundreds of years like they did in Numenor. Middle Earth eventually becomes a world like ours.
a world like ours.
I find it absolutely hilarious picturing Frodo trying to place an Amazon order, or getting kicked out of his hobbit hole because of inflation.
Goddamnit they gentrified the Shire
iirc Frodo sold Bag End to the Sackville-Bagginses for a not great price and (fake) moves to a sketchier neighborhood where you had to lock your doors lol.
So Frodo being priced out of his childhood home isn’t far off.
To be fair that was because he wasn't sure he was coming back from his journey, not because he couldn't have gotten a good deal if he haggled. He also got it back for free after Saruman was killed, so pretty good deal in the end anyways.
Thanks for explaining
Furthermore men were no longer as "pure" in the 2nd/3rd age legends. The numenorians initially lived hundreds of years, were stonger had a more advanced civ. Etc. It all crumbled and then even those that survived and rebuilt mixed with humans that resulted in shorter lifespans, etc. By the movies it was basically the dark ages.
No, not really. The trope is called "medieval stasis" (in TVT terms anyway) and is fairly common in high fantasy, though. The setting is supposed to be swords and horses, with notes of "technology bad" - which makes sense because what passes for tech in Middle Earth is mostly Saruman fucking around with orcs and that sort of thing.
As for weakening, a lot of that had to do with other things than just technological stagnation.
The war was so hard on elves that the entire race was in decline, and most of them had already fled Middle Earth for Valinor by the time of the movies. At least 2 of the greatest dwarven cities were destroyed...1 by a dragon and one by a Balrog. Humanity was divided, and the greatest human city had been without a legitimate ruler for centuries. On top of all that, the most powerful wizard, who should have been a bulwark against Saurons return, was a double-agent and had likely been undermining the other races for decades or longer. Middle Earth was basically the remains of the Roman Empire during the Dark Ages
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There was some advancement in technology: Saruman invented bombs.
Especially considering how long some of the races live. Imagine how specialized in a specific field of science an elf could be when it can study a subject for hundreds of years.
Man literally described Feanor
What OP is suggesting: Give sauron the ring, it went well last time. We reckon we could take him
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh
"Gets beaten ezpz"? Sure.
Yeah, even in the movie a LOT of people get seriously wrecked before that finger gets cut off.
Was his finger cut off in the book too? Is that how he lost the ring?
I never finished the Silmarillion, but from a synopsis I read, he was defeated first, then the ring was cut from his hand.
Yeah, aside from the numerous armies lost, includijg dwarves and elves, ~1000 years of fighting, it took two literal kings dying to defeat him, Gil-galad and Elendil. But, Sauron was also defated. In the end, Isildur showed up and chopped off his finger and took the ring.
"gg2ez" - Isildur
Gil-Galad and Elendil both being Big Fuckin Deals btw, particularly Gil-Galad.
Keeping in mind that a lot of First Age/Second Age stuff is less a matter of crude physicality and more about spiritual strength.
Okay, thanks
I’ve only read the first book, but I don’t actually recall them mentioning explicitly that his finger got cut off in the way the movies did it
He kills lotr superman in the process so no, not so easy.
It wasnt ezpz. It cost countless lives and for almost all races to unite agains Sauron.
You know it's serious when they pause racism to beat your ass together.
A comma would go a long way between ass and together.
it's sort of interesting to hear things from Gollum's point of view
This Idea literally killed a Game studio.
Wow, i didn't even know Daedalic shut down. What a shame, i really liked their old point and click games...
They stoped making games and now they are just publishing as far as I know
good, that idea should kill a studio.. it's an amazingly stupid idea..
Sauron: You miss one parry input and now everyone thinks you're a joke.