"I'm sorry sir, it's my job to draw you as you are."
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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"They're colored pencils, not magic wands."
"....so I should draw someone else then?"
What can she do? I mean what's sexier than a no chin nepo baby who doesn't even know their own job or company?
A pile of mud in a suit.
See, shit like this is why we need courtroom caricaturists.
okay. they can work along side the cameras catching every moment. the cameras catch every jerry springer-esque outburst. the caricaturists.... they draw him looking like jessica rabbit, only washed up and strung out.
There isn't enough magic in the known universe for that.
So make you look like someone who isn't you?
"I'm good, but I'm not THAT good."
What in the world ?
This is the headline from his court appearance, not any of his testimony. It’s deliberate.
That's because his testimony amounts to "I'm too fucking stupid to know how I was mismanaging the company", which is likely partially true, but still not a defense that the court will accept.
Dude's face looks like an anus.
An asshole inside and out
Make sure to include the white powder on his nose.
You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating.
Dammit! A couple of days too late to be a Sexy Donald Trump Jr for Halloween