chapotraphouse

How can I be a paedophile when I'm a youth pastor driving a shady white van that has sex crossed out on the back? I'm just on my way to talk to kids about how horny I'm not.

That's ironically the horniest thing I've ever seen. Smut busters teen team??

The righteous gemstones strike again

The splatter imagery on the logo is especially sus.

Well, sounds like we need to give them more funding, jack!

Smut Busters juice is just pee

I refuse to believe that's anything other than projection. There's no other line that gets you to that van

I will martyr myself for the volcel cause by buying all the smut.

The Volcel Police have taken up action against local sex predator shop by buying out all of their merchandise in order to destroy it.

I bet their Hell House for Halloween is the bomb.

Can I use "the bomb" or does that verge on fedposting?

is that the smutbusters van from righteous gemstones lmao

I will continue being skeptical of the morals of anyone that uses the word "teen" in their branding.

is this like ghostbusters, do they have sci-fi vaccuums to suck up all the porn

or do they have little handcuffs they put on your dick if you have sex

My brother was an officer of the Volcel force, died inaction. Not all cops are bad. RIP

Offspring, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @[email protected] ? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the BRICS chicks, and you curse the Volcel police. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that their and people like theirs death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a hexbear who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!