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(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Iโ€™m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

ยกEl Presidente!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm dying...

Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

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