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I have tried to edit the post to tag it NSFW, but it doesn't seem to stick.
… everyone around you immediately started uncontrollably masturbating?
Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”
This is literately 1984
Holy shit! John is looking good!!
That is absolutely fucking hilarious! Well done! What an exit!
savage
thank you for your sacrifice
Wear that shit as a badge of honor
LOL.. fuck Reddit!! fuck spez!! 🖕🖕 btw
Legend
Well... Own fault you blew reddit with sexiness!
God speed soldier! Your account's sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Haha Reddit is clearly losing the plot.
Well done.
Sorry for your loss, but what a fabulous way to go out! Bravo!
I love this.
That is a giga-chad move :)
Perfect last post! I'm boycotting reddit but SO tempted to visit r/pics and witness the Jamie Oliververse
I hope he sees this and does a segment on the whole thing!
Is this AI generated? Lmao this is amazing. Also Reddit admins suspended your account for this? That is overstepping A LOT. I think you deserve a Sexy John Oliver reward or something
Well, I guess there is a way to delete all your comments on reddit: delete all your content, post this glorious picture, get permabanned before they restore your comments.
Legend!
Bravo, you nearly made me spit my coffee out.
thank you for your service o7
Ivanafterall the absolute legend.
It looks like you broke the rule that doesn't allow porn.
They used the excuse that it's AI-generated porn--they called it "non-consensual" or something of the sort. As opposed to the people photoshopping his face onto things, I guess that's a line too far. And not a subreddit ban, mind you, a full on permanent account suspension across Reddit!
Chad