this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have no mouth and I must stream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ever read the short story that comes from? Its. Weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh yes, it’s a favorite of mine. It encapsulates the cold undying rage of a mechanical abomination with near unlimited power, and provides amazing insight into the psyche of immortally tortured beings.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

future generations will never know the joy of feeding the VCR a peanut butter jelly sandwich

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are being fed intravenously now via the internet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Cat5 ambilical cord

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you can stick it in the USB slot

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somehow that was way worse than I expected

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

You meant it's way better, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Your username checks out...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I had to anthropomorphize, I’d try to view it more like someone attractive bending over, but your view is up to you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Also, probably due to be updated for USB-C.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Is that a threat or an invitation?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: vhs tapes and cds are very much alive. My husband has a business re-selling them. Some go for multiple hundreds of dollars. Others we make $ from the sheer volume selling them .$50 a piece (cds specifically). I don’t get it, yet it’s happening.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

There are definitely people who are into buying cassette tapes and vinyl records, and I assume that there are people who like 8-tracks. Probably laserdiscs too.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty decent game actually