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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm it's worth a short. Got a link?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best I got is 8 hours

I can get you a 12 hour Oblivion review, or the infamous 20 hour Skyrim retrospective: Act I and Act II

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you, you absolute jewel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Me, but instead of Morrowind it’s hbomberguy’s video on Pathologic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Still waiting for Joseph Anderson's Witcher 3 video essay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kinda same for me, but instead os listening to Morrowind video essays I drink.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Idk how I could east sleep and shower all at the same time but I'm open to suggestions lol.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don't have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.

Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.

After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh! Ah! You've convinced me!

I have to go pick out a couple large navels 🍊🍊 in case one is dry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Take an apple and an eye mask into the bath

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You can certainly eat when you shower, ask George Costanza. Aand it's very therapeutic. You can sleep after

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When am I getting any shit done with all the sleeping, eating, and taking showers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

When you're a raccoon, that is getting shit done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Gotta shit before you can do shit. Even if you only did 1 hour of extra shit today, if you did it without burning yourself out that extra little bit, then you're winning. It's like regenerative/sustainable productivity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Man, I am going to get so fat. Eating 24/7 is going to be rough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

No, no, it's

When you feel like everyone hates you, murder.

When you hate everyone, murder.

When you hate yourself got murdering everyone, shower to hide the blood.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

i keep showering but the shame just won't come off!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

everyone hates you? THEY DO!

you hate everyone? YOU IDIOT!

you hate yourself? AS YOU SHOULD!

(this is a joke ok)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you are not tired, hungry, or dirty?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's a tough job, but everyone does it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best “tips” are always in the comments. 🍆💦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

EYYYYyyyyyyyy! 😎👆👉👆👉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

There are few things more simultaneously difficult and satisfying as motivating your sick/depressed/lethargic self to get into the shower. But once you've done it, the feeling can be like night and day.

This also applies to being ill and having to force yourself to stomach food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you feel like everyone hates each other?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I would try that, but I can't sleep in the shower. 😜

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Eat sleep rinse repeat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don’t get the showering part.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A bit of self care can often help a mood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah I always feel less anxious after a good shower, it’s cathartic!

[–] player2 3 points 2 years ago

I'd say exercise and/or shower when you feel bad about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I really like this image, but getting naked is the last thing that would help my self-esteem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Stupid reposts

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think it's more referring to feeling "hangry", not necessarily the general hatred of other people. It could be more specific to avoid confusion but it also is just a cute raccoon webcomic and usually there's some nuance lost in webcomics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I don't really think that's what this is saying but maybe I'm biased. For me, between depression and ADHD eating is something that's easy to forget to do and certain emotions definitely become stronger when you fail to eat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

These aren't coping mechanisms that it's trying to describe, it's a cartoon version of a checklist for those with poor interoception. Basically, it's saying if you're feeling the feelings in column A and you don't know why, it's likely you've forgotten to fill a bodily need in Column B: Fatigue makes you more sensitive to criticism, Hunger raises your aggression, a failure to do Self-Care can lead to lessened feelings of self-worth.