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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woah. It's a fellow pie guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, the auction is now closed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

That's out of my hands now.

[–] altkey 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What guarantees you'd not make another one?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

What's with all the questions?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

AUCTION NOW CLOSED!

Congratulations to @[email protected] on making the highest bid of $3005.

Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

They're worth that much.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

See here for my license number.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the buyer's premium?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's your license number?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I'm pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Oh shit, put me down for $3000.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Depends, which level?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

What a deal! Wowie!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have they been professionally appraised?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Very well, I will accept this as a bid for $3005

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What makes you think something is wrong with it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

does this come with an award-winning recipe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It comes from an award-winning recipe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The prestigious "pieguy's friends said this cookie recipe is really good" award.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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