ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna say goodbye to that sweet ad revenue.
Never gonna let you see
Never gonna criticise me
Never gonna miss the chance to control you
oh shit a horror I never considered
Here's a worse horror, Google and Facebook won't need to hack it to constantly shove advertising into your literal brain.
Thankfully I’m not on Facebook and don’t use Google.
Don't worry, it's built into the system. You won't have to do anything for them to getchya.
wrapping my head in a faraday cage
No hacking needed
The brain dablahge will provide the hallucinations
Hacking people's brains is one of the main plot points in Ghost in the Shell. The other being AI. And then AI hacking your brain.
I was hoping for Verne Troyer porn, I will accept this random neural air-drop
Can I get a nude tayne?
NUDE.
TAYNE.
Now gimme a hat wobble.
Bold of you to assume that the neuralink chip works in the first place :P