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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So your saying your well on your way then..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wasn't this the boomer retirement plan? Societal collapse takes a lot longer than one would think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Once we switch over to bottle caps as currency, I'll be both instantly rich and utterly distraught at the potential wealth I squandered over the years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I had a free ticket out of here and I fucked it up by getting an organ transplant FML

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And I'm already 50...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Money is already meaningless. Worthless is the correct word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i focken HOPE so

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

In all honesty, my retirement plan is to go out with a bang in an act of left-wing extremist terror. We have seen way too little left-wing extremist terror in the past few years.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I’ve already staked out the place im gonna turn into a post apocalyptic fort. I know where the tastiest rich people live nearby.

[–] wizardbeard -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, a lot of you are going to be absolutely fucked if we somehow don't have societal collapse.

No wonder so many people keep pushing accelerationist rhetoric.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The average lifespan in the US has fallen 3 years in a row and is the same as the part of the UK with the worst average lifespan. With the destruction of the CDC and the removal of food safety inspections they keep attempting, I don't think many of us will have to worry about it.

Besides, Berretas are cheap.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, you can try one on yourself first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That was the implication. Somebody's getting a blow job on my 65th birthday, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.

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