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[–] orbituary 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sam's a real one. The whole group are, but of them all, Sam's the one I'd least want to go toe to toe with in an argument.

Dude's sharp as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Matt would be too nice to tear you to shreds in an argument. Many of the others probably just wouldn't engage. Sam enjoys conflict and uncomfortable situations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's some kind of weird superpower in my eyes.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't cast Wish @ level 9. Gotta be at least level 17. Git good newb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it's a 9th level spell. Don't make me bust out the chart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you don't need to specify what level it's cast at, it's level 9 by default. Get outnerded 🤓

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

This is one of my favorite parts of sitting out playing music by my "resist fascism" sign.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

"I cast that wish at level 9" I had to check the context to make sure that was a DnD thing and not some bizarre sovcit trend.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No self awareness lmfao I love it when people accidentally tell on themselves like this, is there a name for it?

[–] Viking_Hippie 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, Scanlan Shorthalt et al!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One hell of a mouth on that one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This has many valid interpretations

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

and he has joked about all of those interpretations on camera!

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