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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

4 servings: 500 g
1 serving: 500 g
3 servings: 500 g

I always cook the whole package. I can eat leftovers later or make some new dish out of it the next day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Family of 5. We make 500 g, no leftovers.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You see that hole? That's enough for 1 serving.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Looks over at my teens

Yeah, sure. For me maybe.

If I cook a box I'll still have about a couple cups left over. If I cook half a box they'll all be bitching that they're still hungry in 15 minutes, and they'll consume another entire box.

I cook it restaurant style I don't even stop the water from boiling.

Honestly, it's one of the reasons I don't cook that much spaghetti the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

YO WHAT? How have I never known this til now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still just go for 100g/person. Altough the hole trick is nice if your out and about and done have a scale

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you are out and have your travel spaghetti scooper with you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who doesn't make travel spaghetti with their portable pot of boiling water?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's also an emergency hairbrush. Slam it in a drawer with the head sticking out and boom, overnight jewelry holder. Or hold it up in front of your face and you can watch people without them knowing. It's the all-accessory!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Srsly? You have changed my life!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, my spaghetto is stuck in the spoon hole...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Desperation breeds innovation I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

between 70-500g per person. Hope it helps.

[–] rustyricotta 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So between a light snack and "I want people to think I'm pregnant."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

1 person: what fits in the hole when you place your index finger against the first joint in your thumb. 2 person, second joint. three person thumb tip. Smaller rations, loose fit, larger rations tighter fit. Try a few times to adjust for your hand size. It's just a step above eyeballing, but shockingly effective.

Edit: Not that hole, I see you coming. And not coming that way. Jeez, the infantilism!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Don't blame us! You're the one talking dirty!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

125 grams of dried pasta per person, as a main course usually works fine for me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's that? Dump the whole box in?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

“No, wai-“

fwish

“Too late!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is hilarious to me. We make 400g for 2 (normal sized) people.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I use 160g spaghetti with an entire 14oz jar of sauce, personally.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I assume that's basically plain pasta? Or are we talking American portions?

Because in most of the world it's 70-90g. If you're going with heavy dishes it's sometimes down into 50-60g.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instead of measuring out your pasta, have you considered switching to Linux?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What he meant was GNU/Spaghetti

Jokes aside, it's an operating system alternative to Windows. The Steam Deck gaming handheld runs Linux. It's a free and open software.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I feel like a fatass because I never need to measure spaghetti. One box is two servings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I keep seeing variations of this theme. My mom always does the opposite. Like 12 people are coming over for thanksgiving or Christmas and she makes one little bag of noodles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

1g per 1kg of your weight. So for someone who weighs 100kg you use 100g of pasta.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cook it all. Save what you don't eat in a sealed container in the refrigerator. Cooked noodles are so useful. Fry them with chili paste, yum yum! Make peanut sauce and eat them cold. Even just tossed with sesame oil and salt they are pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This. Also toss it evenly with some olive oil before you put it in the fridge. Will delay the concrete phase by a lot

[–] daniskarma 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Be careful with this.

Turned pasta is really dangerous and hard to notice as it doesn't have an awful smell or look like other foods when bacteria settles.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once made spaghetti without water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put spaghetti in pot, heat the stove, put pot on the stove. Wait

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ok, i guess now i know!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

125g per person if you only eat that, 80 to 100 if you eat something else too

Good brands you can usually find outside of italy with not outrageous prices are Rummo and Garofalo, less good but still okay, and at a generally lower price, you can usually find Voiello or De Cecco

Barilla is the most common, but outside of their spaghetti I'm not a big fan

There are a bunch of others, but these tend to be easier to find

That's all, thank you for coming to my TED talk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Get some containers and keep leftovers. Cooking more than you will eat in one sitting saves your future self some work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are a guy then its an easy measurement. Make an o with your finger and thumb the girth of your erect dick. That's your dick width of pasta serving. No more. No less!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can never make too much pasta. Better too much than too little. Can always throw the leftovers in the fridge and microwave it the day after or make a lunch box. Of course, if you are struggling with overeating, then idk. Make to little maybe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have the amounts and cooking time written under the lid of each food item so that I don't need to ever think how much I need.

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