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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

[–] bingbong 1 points 2 years ago

They work at hell inc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’m chaotic good (but with the smaller one on the left)

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