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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unironically a good idea. Let Americans see that Chinese people are fellow proles and not some sinister foreign menace.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I was thinking the same, I would love to see this. If anything, just as slop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That was kind of the result of the RedNote debacle back in january, wasn't it? Also shout out to the Chinese people who immediately began asking for help with their english homework

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This satire is pretty close to the truth honestly. Right now, Xi is meeting with Putin in Moscow to discuss trade between Russia and China.

For the first trade talks between US and China, Vice Premier He Lifeng is meeting with U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent during his visit to Switzerland from May 9 to 12. China is saying that this was requested by the US and China is reluctantly complying. Trump lied about talking with Xi.

The US economy is cooked.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trump should only be allowed to meet with CCP schlubs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I would like to be the UK's "drinking a big bag of cans" envoy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

More Onion diplomacy here (cw: homophobia)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

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