Is not this just pissing, pooping and puking? 
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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The third one is looking at his johnson
Hence the despair
All you do is forage, vibe, and hunt (sometimes), what are you depressed about? Modern humans would do a murder (which is like hunting except you do it to another human) in order to have that.
What else?
>tfw no gf
THERE ARE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF GF! NEITHER CAPITALISM NOR SEXUAL POLITICS EXIST YET, WHAT IS KEEPING YOU FROM LEAVING YOUR CAVE AND MEETING GF?
Maybe they just invented the incest taboo. Now Greg's childhood crush is forbidden!
I know this is probably just a joke, but the incest taboo is naturally programmed into our brains. Gay people fucked each other while it was still a societal taboo, something being taboo or illegal is not enough to stop people from doing it when nobody is looking. If it was just society prohibiting it, incest would probably be as common as underage drinking. But it's not, because we're naturally hardwired to find it gross.
Cousins dawg
They were paying over half their forage in rent to their cavelord and they still had to have cavemates. At least until caveMao taught them political power comes from the edge of a rock
Nah, the problem is that kids these days don't want to learn essential skills like hunting and foraging and vibing. All they want to do is watch those paintings on the wall that seem to move when we build the fire in just the right way. Back in my day, we used to go out and watch the deer migrate for real.
You could be getting bullied, feel undesirable, you could be sick, people close to you get sick, people close to you having morbidity+mortality, crops could die, animals could be sad, times could be changing, you could fuck up a hunt, get into arguments, meet someone cute from another nomadic tribe and it doesn't work out, your inventions could fizzle, another tribe could bully you, or your art could be bad. They might have been depicted as a soyjak for all we know
Ugh, they all just need to get out of the cave more. Eat some off berries and vocalize around the fire with the boys.
Poor cavemen.
Onion
Relatable