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Who hasn't had a wild night out like this once or twice? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Military vehicles generally don’t have keys for ignition. Usually it’s just a button.

Do with this information what you will.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The security system for these vehicles tends to be dudes with guns though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Only at the main gate usually. The motor pools are unguarded.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you God bless

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Firetrucks too, so I've been told.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh man. This becomes like a philosophical thinking exercise.

Do you steal the tank, and have the GREATEST BAR STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, (with the caveat being that not a single person would ever believe your story)

or

Do you not risk government and military personnel hunting you, stay safe, and just take uber home (with the caveat being that you're a huge pussy who has no exciting bar stories that anybody want to hear)?

Decisions decisions....