this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
66 points (87.5% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

7822 readers
245 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're getting to be a bit too old for imaginary friends, aren't you?

— ~~Love,~~ God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's once again sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't have to kill us for some girl who was incapable of knowing better eating a fruit that let her know that eating the fruit was a bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

  • Nietzsche
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

God creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This post right here, officer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Tell them yourself. Oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
  • I wonder if its a sign?
  • Its definitely a 'muracle
  • Signed, God
  • Went out for more cranberry vinaigrette
  • Add me on Signal
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He just went for a pack of smokes 🙏

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend" - God

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

He died on a cross.