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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This point is unironically what ultimately made me start learning about communism. When I still had basically no understanding of politics I brought up how there's more than enough food to feed everyone to a friend and he said "well if we did feed everyone that would be communism" as a dumb gotcha

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We can, but we can't, because we don't. If we do, it wouldn't be what we do, so we shouldn't.

- capitalist koan, apparently

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

ouroboros brainworms is a common method to achieve galaxy-brain smuglord

[–] BlackSpasmodic 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's hilarious. The right has made communism such a dirty word that he thought that was a winning argument.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Most of my political education was spurred by having these jesse-wtf moments at things liberals and right wingers say

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

"damn bro that sucks, better start calling me Stalin I guess shrug-outta-hecks"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the soul of Bobby Hill the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One snippet of my radicalization came from a partner of mine who worked at Peet's Coffee years ago. He told me that every night when the pastries were thrown away, the manager instructed the workers to pour bleach all over them so houseless folks couldn't eat them. At the time I couldn't believe it

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope the employees just said "yes, okay" and then didn't do it. they're not going to check

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I hope so too, I know my partner wouldn't have and quit shortly after. So sickening.

We need to start normalizing food banks. I haven't gone yet, but I volunteered at one in my town and it was the coolest, they had a ton of organic food and people could pick and choose what they wanted instead of just having a sack of potatoes and beets thrown at them. I feel like if people were able to utilize food banks there would be more incentive/ability to buy local, too

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

cut to behind the grocery after the shift ends in 2023

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that guy in your community image kills me every time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

We have many sickos

Here's just a few that we have liberated from the Onion cartoonist Kelly kelly

spoilersicko-wholesome sicko-pig sicko-hexbear sicko-fem sicko-intrigued sicko-wistful sicko-tux sicko-orca sicko-biker

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

That boy is right! Bwaaa

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Under capitalism, Bobby Hill is superimposed on Dr Manhattan to say a lot about society. Under communism, Dr. Manhattan will be superimposed on Bobby Hill waxing passionate soliloquies about the gentility of the laborer.