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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] N0body 5 points 8 months ago

If you can’t handle my 20-minute Fat Electrician videos, you don’t deserve me watching your reality television shows with you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

If only there was another option... kinda like a gal pal that would do that weird thing with the wisk and the cattleprod, and didn't try to show you their monster truck videos on a broken Galaxy 4.

Ah well, that must not exist, guess that's that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

There's this nifty feature on phones now where you can send a link to the other person's phone. My wife and I text each other stuff from the internet all day long.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

then why are you even getting married

[–] thann 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You seem like a lot of fun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I bet you're fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's so funny, I forgot to laugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have a strict no videos policy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then I hope you're okay with your partner sharing YouTubes with other people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Youtube cheating? Maybe they can be poly-Youtube.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's what screen projection is for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Casual sexism is so cute and quirky.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I ain't ever getting married again.

No fucking way. I worked too damn hard to give half my income to my ex for the next few years.

Y'all can do what you want, but make sure your incomes are comparable. It's not worth it to be so heavily one sided

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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