Futurama

A week WOULD be a little much…

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

I hate these filthy neutrals...

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

You guys like swarms of things, right?

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

Assie!

For no raisin

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

Some folks call me Orange Joe

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

Good news everyone!