just practicing my stabbing!
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"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
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The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
I'm 40% (insert thing)
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
Fun on a bun.
Big. Fat. Hen.
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Good news, everyone!
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
OH GOD, NO
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
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