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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Stop exploding, you cowards!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That just raises further questions!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I already did!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

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