Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
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Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
"The Original Party Worm"
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
That just raises further questions!
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
I already did!
just practicing my stabbing!
Oh fuff
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"