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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I used to think I wore my emotions pretty openly and that people just didn't give a shit until I was diagnosed with autism. Feeling like you're expressing something you actually aren't is apparently one of the symptoms. In my mind, my face is making the most cartoonist exaggerations of emotion, but since nobody ever says anything I have to assume I actually have a poker face on. :/

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I have horrible social anxiety and (undiagnosed) agoraphobia. I've been told by many people that I have a perpetual RBF, and it makes me intimidating to approach. I just don't like starting conversation, but I love having conversation with the right person. However me separating myself from people as much as I can makes human interaction difficult

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I have the opposite problem. Even when I think I'm doing a good job hiding my emotions I'm later told that everyone was very well aware of how I was feeling.

Though I have severe RBF so that could be why 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

want to go do some bowling with me?

Hey, cousin!

Let's go bowling.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Join us for the next episode, when Chris buttsexes anon.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

> I go do butsexxes
> happy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Thanks Chris

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don't work there anymore.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it man! Let's go bowling...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fuck it! We ~~ball~~ bowl!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

We could all use a Chris in our lives every now and then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Moral of the story: be like Chris

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The very rare fake OR gay greentext has blessed you with a visit. Cross-post one billion times or risk having a mild inconvenience over the next month.