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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Nothing. She has no time to read Excel spreadsheets.

[–] Asymptote 6 points 2 years ago

Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

She’d probably ask my why I have full archives of a lot of old websites, and why I have archives of everything I have ever written for school or work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this post is a honeypot

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Is this a username checks out case?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Delete System32

[–] moosetwin 5 points 2 years ago

nothing because I am paranoid

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

@original_ish_name

I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married β€”

Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife and merged CD and DVD collections years ago and all our photo albums and documents (in binders) are all in the office, so I guess technically we have access to each others files... does this count?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Which girlfriend are we talking about here?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

nothing much

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.

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