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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bullshit cruising or loitering ordinances that should have never been passed would probably be the excuse cops use in many areas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is cruising in this context?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Driving without a destination or repeatedly passing the same point multiple times is usually how the measure it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How much gas you got boy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Long as youre not stopping traffic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... If a bunch of friends and I just fill up a roundabout with our cars, just going round and round...

Straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Probably, because that would be stopping traffic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But that’s the exactly the cop you’d want to weigh in on your local bmx tournament…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that a plot point in an episode of The Simpsons?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

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