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95%

That's what happens when you're an involuntary redneck and too poor to get out there and experience life because everything is a luxury for the rich.

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I love how I'm only 80% sexual purity as a literal kissless, handholdless virgin

100% purity must be impossible

The score is like golf right? The lower the better?

Someone must be really sick and deviant to put sexuality and crime on the same scale. Condemning sex, which is a natural and good thing is somethig that Christians and Americans lile to do. Really weird that both these groups manage to reproduce.

lol

i thought this was about rice why is it asking me about hand-holding

According to this comment section there are two kinds of user: Prude or deviant

What the hell is spiritual purity anyway?

16% because I’ve never been caught by the cops nor fucked my cousin 🤙

Christian Fascist freaks. They didn't ask if I wash my feet before prayer. They didn't ask if I have separate dishes for meat and dairy. They didn't ask if I run the cows between bonfires on Samhain. They didn't ask of I leave whiskey and cigarettes for the Loa. They didn't ask if I take a sauna regularly. They didn't ask if I anoint my body with oil before battle. They didn't ask if I confess my sins. They didn't ask if I sacrifice a fatted oxen to the Olympians before undertaking a great endeavor.

The author of this "Test" is clearly beset by a deep spiritual malison. I would go so far as to venture that they are ridden by unclean spirits.

Also, I am extremely sexually pure. Like pure sexuality. Basically just an erect cock in cowboy boots. In Inanna we trust.

Okay looking through this I feel the need to defend my honor

• I have not been convicted of a felony. The distinction is important.
• I haven't cheated on a partner but I have been the person someone cheated on their partner with
• I've never been arrested because I'm a pretty good liar and extremely careful about the "one crime at a time" and "nobody talks everybody walks" rules
• I've never impregnated anyone because I am extremely diligent about using condoms
• I physically cannot join the mile high club. As I've mentioned from time to time I am enormous, considerably bigger than 95% of all humans. It's hard to even fit in those things to pee.

I know you're all disappointed with my score but I want to be clear that the specific questions asked by the test paint a distorted picture and I have some physical attributes that are limiting.

Mine averages below 25% (slightly higher spiritual for some reason). I guess I really am a

Your purity is 13%

Moral Purity - 5% (1 of 20 points)

Sexual Purity - 3% (1 of 30 points)

Social Purity - 0% (0 of 19 points)

Legal Purity - 15% (3 of 20 points)

Spiritual purity - 73% (8 of 11 points)

^___^

My soul is willing but my body is bruised and spongy

i wonder what the weather's like in hell?

Hell yeah, 0% moral purity. Moralists btfo

(33% overall)

35%, here's my breakdown:

Sexual score is obvious but I have no idea why my moral purity is so low. I'm a good boy.

I lost my virginity with my best friend's girlfriend, while my best friend was in the same hotel room, while he was taking photos. And I did it with a hat trick.

I don't think I need to take this quiz to know what I'd score.

@[email protected] let's see your score

25%

Spiritual purity is what matters the most anyways

Fear my power

This quiz sucks. You know it was came up by sheltered horny 19-year olds. The biggest tell is so many questions on what type of drugs you've taken and not a single question asking whether you dealt drugs before.

• No questions about drug dealing

• No questions about sex work

• No questions related to work (eating other people's lunch, stealing office supplies, stealing company shit in general and selling it on Craigslist, watching porn on company time, masturbating on company time)

• No questions about actual misdemeanors/felonies (burglary, bipping, banging)

• No questions about illegal possession of non-drug items (unregistered firearms, silencers without the $200 tax stamp, roosters for cockfighting)

Strangely, also no questions on academics (cheating on tests, abusing Adderall, taking advantage of drunk people during rush week). Perhaps this hits too close to home.

Your purity is 92%

80%, does this qualify me for ?

Edit: The fuck is spiritual purity and why do I have 100%?

I'm a fucking prude, mostly because I have not yet had the opportunity to have sex and I've never tried drugs and like 60% of the quiz is sex and drugs. Gotta work on getting those numbers down!

I got 31%, which makes me damn near a centrist in these comments.

Either you’re young, or you’ve had a pretty boring life so far lmao

I'm a bad black boy -3-