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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To save money, eat the rich.

But seriously, why are we letting these dragons hoard wealth for no real reason other than bigger number makes them feel more important.

Economies work best when money is moving fast between the lower and middle classes. Wealth tax the fuck out of the obscenely rich and give incentives to raise wages, suddenly people are able to spend more and whatdoyaknow the economy grows.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Because the proletariat won't band together, organize and break free from the fascist nightmare we've consigned ourselves to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But asylum seekers get three cents, a piece of toast and half a napkin every month for free! If we threw them out, all this could be ours!

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure, and while we're at it, let's just skip all meals to save money! These fucking people, man. Anything to shy away from the fact that we the people are getting fleeced.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hope like hell no one actually listens to it

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I already skip breakfast. Maybe ill start skipping lunch too to Sade money...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You know the grindset people do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

And the next article is about how young people cancel breakfast.