I bought 3 varieties of ever-bearing strawberry roots. I don’t need a subscription as they are self-propagating. I’d be disappointed for sure.

However this is a really good way to frame things to yourself to decide if you even need to buy it once. Sort of makes you think if it’s actually worth it at all.

Like, if I got a new one of these once a month or once a year, what sorts of things could I actually do with it? Just this one thing I don’t really do that often as it is? Maybe I don’t need this thing after all..

I’ll probably have to reinstate the iron curtain, give. That I last bought a couple bags of concrete…

It's coffee, so YES.

I bought a month of a rank on a Minecraft server, looks like I'll have that rank forever!

I bought two cheesesteaks, not bad but I could eat them but frequently than monthly.

Last thing I bought was instacart. So yeah would be pretty happy for that

Well I'm not complaining, there's nothing wrong with a lifetime of iced coffee. Except that it was decaf, this time :/

No, not satisfied. I bought refill line for my string trimmer, and I bought it in bulk. I had to pay at least a year’s worth already and now more will be coming every month? Nooooooo

Fresh lychee fruit - hell yeah!

Well i was at a second hand market (flohmarkt) and bought a plastic toy castle for my kid.

Hell yeah! I bought dank legal weed in California! Best lifetime subscription ever, especially since I live in a prohibition state! I like this thread.

3.5mm to usb-c adapter... Definitely not satisfied since it'll be a constant reminder of my hatred that so many phones took away the 3.5mm headphone jack.

4pts of milk, chicken burgers and microwavable rice. I guess I won't go hungry.

UNLIMITED FRIES

a lifetime subscription to crackers, lovely.

A monthly free pizza delivery isn’t bad

A lifetime supply of....... wooden spoons.

Dunno how I feel about that.

A chat donation to The Escapist live stream, yeah that sounds good.

If it has to be a physical thing, then 196L hot water tank which is highly impractical.

I thought the last thing I bought was groceries (useful) but it was actually a print job (less useful)

so no lol

eta: if it's free I'd just let other people use my subscription for their own fancy prints ig

so i get a fresh 20lb bag of ice every month?? hell yeah!

60 minutes on a coin operated dryer.

You know what? It's free. I'm not going to complain.