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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DIVORCE

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dVIorce

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your wife is probably a secret Kakoune wizard and recognizes that your skills are decadent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

vi is more impressive when you've used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

immediate divorce /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

:q!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She's your ex-wife now, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

make several limes with the number 0
visual mode mark them and do g ctrl a

gets 'em every time!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Switch to emacs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

:q!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

if your wife wasn't vi-impressed, maybe she already is vi-improved ;-)